BEER = WIN

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » April 4th, 2006, 5:49

YAY FOR DEPARTING CO-WORKERS! I have had my fill of Guiness (however the proper spelling is!) and now I'm trying not to make typos as i explain myselfl! WOO!

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » April 4th, 2006, 7:09

Be prepared, for black shit in the morning!

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » April 4th, 2006, 7:41

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Be prepared, for black shit in the morning!

Post by **Joose** » April 4th, 2006, 9:13

Hooray for blit!

Cant imagine what the guiness is like in America-land though. Scores so far for Guiness is as follows:

Ireland = FTW.
England = Frequently Like Cold Coffee.
Australia = Liquified Shit.

It always amazes me how different guiness tastes in different countries. Happily, my local is run by an irishman who imports his from Ireland, and then treats it properly.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 4th, 2006, 13:02

ach. im yet to taste guiness that doesnt taste like dog piss, so i tend to stick to good old carling. it costs as much, and reasuringly, tastes like cats piss. cant go wrong with that!
*forgets saturday spent in a tent with jimmy hills female double*

Post by **Joose** » April 4th, 2006, 13:08

cashy wrote:ach. im yet to taste guiness that doesnt taste like dog piss

That would be due to it being a many mans drink. As a Salmon Ninja Pirate Gayer you lack the manliness to appreciate its glory

In all seriousness though, its quite an aquired taste, and 90% of the guiness served in British pubs does, as you say, taste like piss. But as *all* lagers taste like *weak* piss, I find even bad guiness preferable.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » April 4th, 2006, 16:00

Well, as far as all of you saying what tastes like piss and whatnot, I think you fail to realize that I have to deal with the immense amount of American beer here, in which I'm pretty sure piss is an active ingredient.

EDIT: And I looked at the Guinness site, and they say the following:

All the GUINNESS® sold in the UK, Ireland and North America is brewed in Ireland at the historic St. James’s Gate Brewery in Dublin.

So depending on stoage methods, travel, etc. I'm guess it's the same. I always get it on tap, never from a botttle or a can.

Post by **Joose** » April 4th, 2006, 18:30

Nickface wrote:
All the GUINNESS® sold in the UK, Ireland and North America is brewed in Ireland at the historic St. James’s Gate Brewery in Dublin.
So depending on stoage methods, travel, etc. I'm guess it's the same.

Transporting must make a hell of a difference then.

I always get it on tap, never from a botttle or a can.

fuck yes, bottles and cans are the work of the devil when it comes to guiness.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » April 4th, 2006, 19:17

Joose wrote:fuck yes, bottles and cans are the work of the devil when it comes to guiness.

This

HARD

Post by **deject** » April 4th, 2006, 19:41

I'd rather drink guinness than coors light.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » April 4th, 2006, 19:50

deject wrote:I'd rather drink guinness than coors light.

Shouldnt most people though

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 4th, 2006, 19:55

deject wrote:I'd rather drink enema water than coors light.

Fix'D

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » April 4th, 2006, 21:09

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
deject wrote:I'd rather drink Enya's fluids than coors light.
Fix'D

Double Fix'D

Sol · Post by **Sol** » April 4th, 2006, 21:24

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
deject wrote:I'd rather drink Enya's enema fluids than coors light.
Fix'D
Double Fix'D

Treble Fix'D

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 5th, 2006, 10:56

Soloman wrote:
Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
deject wrote:I'd rather drink a bottle of evian water than coors light.
Fix'D
Double Fix'D
Treble Fix'D

Quadruple Fix'D

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » April 5th, 2006, 11:06

Lateralus wrote:
Soloman wrote:
Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:

Ninja faaabulous'd

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » April 5th, 2006, 16:25

Lateralus wrote:
Soloman wrote:
Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote: Fix'D
Double Fix'D
Treble Fix'D
Quadruple Fix'D

Nickfix'd