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The door doesn't answer.
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Can we close the main store doors so the Doobries don't escape the store? We need to keep them contained. Let's get most of the squad in here. Maybe Eraser should stay outside just in case whatever this is can be transferred easily, and might as well keep a lookout outside. Once we get the store closed up, I think we need to bust down the employee door and figure out what's going on here.
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Post by Roman Totale »

Dog Pants wrote:The door doesn't answer.
:lol:

Completely misread your previous post - thought there were a bunch of workers lurking at the back of the store.

Also, what deej said.
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Yeah, there's some controls behind the counter to bring the shutters down.
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Alright, since I have completely forgotten exactly who all is on this job, can we get a quick headcount of who we have so we can plan this right?

The only people I know of for certain that are at the shop are Dirk and deej. I'm assuming that Kt'rr, Grimmie and Eraser are there too. Do we have anyone else? Spindle?
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Me, on cruise control till I can think of something useful to do. :P
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Baliame wrote:Me, on cruise control till I can think of something useful to do. :P
I don't think you're in the wiki.

I say we keep Eraser outside as a precaution (a homicidal Stormer can ruin your say pretty quick), and the rest of us can be inside in case we need to quickly kill/capture all these Doobries. Sound good?
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deject wrote:I say we keep Eraser outside as a precaution (a homicidal Stormer can ruin your say pretty quick)
Let's feed him doobrie snacks!

Agree with plan. I have a feeling all the employees are dead and we're about to be swarmed. Pants makes me paranoid like that.
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deject wrote:I don't think you're in the wiki.

I say we keep Eraser outside as a precaution (a homicidal Stormer can ruin your say pretty quick), and the rest of us can be inside in case we need to quickly kill/capture all these Doobries. Sound good?
I may not be, how clumsy of me.

That being said, the last three BPNs aren't up either. :P
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Post by The Shutting Downs »

Eraser will unsling his chainaxe and stand in the doorway.

He may well fill the doorway.
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It's more of an open shop front, and the shutters are down. Unless you mean the staff door, which you would fill but it's still closed at the moment.

The Karma store is a little odd, if none of the characters have had cause to go in there before. There's lots of advertisements for Nuke Tendon products, pictures of famous hulking Contract Killers, and lots of other combat related glamour. However apart from a few catalogue terminals for looking up implants, almost the entire store is dedicated to selling Doobries and their array of accessories. There's a few DACs and DAFs (DNA Altered Canine/Feline), and a little section for drugs, but to a cynical onlooker the disparity between the lifestyle they're advertising and the one they're selling is obvious.
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Right, if the shutters are down let's have a look at that staff door. I'll see if it opens normally first, but if it won't budge someone can kick it down.
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It's got an electronic lock on it and is locked, although it doesn't feel particularly surdy.
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Roman Totale wrote:Let's feed him doobrie snacks!
It's like Dirk and the mask all over again!
Dog Pants wrote:It's got an electronic lock on it and is locked
Electronic locks are my speciality.
Grimmie wrote:Ah, an electronic lock! Move aside ladies, I'll get my lock-pick out.
I'm kicking it the fuck down.

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:lol:
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I'll keep watching the Doobries.
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Grimmie wrote:I'm kicking it the fuck down
It's the Avon lady!
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The door smashes inwards on its hinges and twats against the internal wall, denting that too. The Doobries just look on. On the other side is a short corridor with a door left and right and another at the end. By the looks of the damaged caused by Grimmie's door you could probably smash through the walls, let alone the doors.
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No sign of any employees?
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Grimmie wrote:I'm kicking it the fuck down.
Best kind of lock pick.
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