Favourite Movie Quotes

Post by **HereComesPete** » March 2nd, 2008, 15:10

Is it not quotation, as opposed to quote?

Anyway some opening lines from classic films -

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." A Clockwork Orange.

"Saigon. Shit! I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle..." Apocalypse now.

"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir!' Do you maggots understand this?" Full Metal Jacket.

Also, a tag line and a bit of sheer stupidity -

"Does for rock and roll what "The Sound of Music" did for hills." - Spinal Tap poster.

"So where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera.

Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » March 2nd, 2008, 18:07

Another from Firefly after receiving a distress call.

Jayne: Don't much see the point in getting involved in a stranger's troubles without an up front price negotiated.

Book: These people need assistance. The benefit wouldn't necessarily be for you.

Jayne: That's what I'm saying.

Zoe: No ones gonna horse you to go Jayne. As has been stated this job is strictly speculative.

Jayne: Good. Don't know these folks, don't much care to.

Mal: They're whores.

Jayne: I'm in!!

And another from Jayne:

Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. This is my very favorite gun. I call it Vera.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 2nd, 2008, 18:57

"Don't lose sight of the Grimmie!"

-The Brothers Grimm

Anery · Post by **Anery** » April 22nd, 2008, 10:22

GET IN THE CHOPPER!!!!!

The Crow

Albrecht: Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.

Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!

Lilo and Stitch

Jumba: WHAT? after all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?
Stitch: [alien language] Ih.
Jumba: Fine!
Pleakley: "Fine"? You're doing what he says?
Jumba: He's very persuasive

Post by **Grimmie** » April 22nd, 2008, 11:06

Mr. Johnson wrote:"Don't lose sight of the Grimmie!"

-The Brothers Grimm

centerededgedesign · Post by **centerededgedesign** » April 22nd, 2008, 12:56

Evolution:

Harry Block: Great GOOOGAMOOOGA!

Professor Kaine: That means they repoduce without sex.

Nadine: No sex?!?

Professor Kaine: No time for sex.

Nadine: Bummer!

Army of Darkness:

It's a trick, get an axe.

Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail:

Run away!!! Run AWAY!!!!

Oh I am so loving this thread...

Post by **fabyak** » April 22nd, 2008, 13:54

Short Circuit:

So so many that I could list, however I shall stick with a few

"I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be. "

Skroeder: What the hell does it need input for?
Newton Crosby: I don't know; I guess it can't triangulate its position.
Howard Marner: That's a simple function.
Newton Crosby: Can you triangulate YOUR position, Howard?
Howard Marner: No.
Newton Crosby: Well, then - there you go!

Ben Jabituya: Ooh. Her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby.
Newton Crosby: Will you grow up?
Ben Jabituya: I am sporting a tremendous woody right now!

Howard Marner: What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?
Benjamin Jabituya: Nun soup?

I love that film

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 22nd, 2008, 16:12

I love Short Circuit too. Speaking of great 80s comedies

Gremlins 2
Dr Catheter: All they'd have to do is escape and eat a few children and there'd be the most apalling publicity.

As well as anything the brain gremlin says. Also:

The Fifth Element
Police: Are you classified as human?
Corben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Ghostbusters
Ray: Shhhh. Do you smell something?

Anchorman
Female office worker (smelling Ron's aftershave): *retch* It smells like a turd covered in burning hair!

Aliens
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?

Deep Rising
Characters are in an elevator, complete with muzac, on a deserted ship when a loud, ominous sound rings out.
Finnegan: What the hell is that?
Tooch: The Girl From Ipanema.

Dr Strangelove
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Evolution
Harry Block: I think we've established that 'dookie dookie' and 'cackaw cackaw' don't work.

Happy Gilmore
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Muppet's Treasure Island
After Rizzo walks out of a prison cell by going between the bars
Gonzo: You mean you could fit through the bars all that time?
Rizzo: What?
Gonzo: You're an idiot.

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 22nd, 2008, 17:03

Anchorman

It smells like big-foots dick!

centerededgedesign · Post by **centerededgedesign** » April 22nd, 2008, 17:04

Evolution:

Professor Kain: What'll it be, gentlemen? Light meat, or dark?

Could barely type that without laughing...

And the world wouldn't be the same without:

Professor Kaine: GIVE BACK MY FRIEND, YOU GIANT ALIEN SPHINCTER!!

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 22nd, 2008, 17:20

I do love Evolution. Very underrated comedy.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » April 22nd, 2008, 17:58

Dog Pants wrote:Happy Gilmore
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 22nd, 2008, 18:29

Also

Dog Pants wrote:I do love Evolution. Very underrated comedy.

I conker. I like the jeep funk, and the fat kids with the shampoo knowledge, in fact I like all of it.