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Keep any appendages you don't want rapidly amputated away from his mouth.
- He drinks a lot of petrol.
- He was born in space, and he was brought up in the fabled lost city of Atlantis.
- He never blinks.
- He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
- If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his balls.
- He is confused by stairs.
- He naturally faces magnetic north.
- He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
- His favourite food is raw meat.
- He has no age.
- He urinates 180 Proof Alcohol.
- He has acid for blood.
- His sweat melts time itself.
- He was voted the top neurosurgeon in Denmark for seven years running.
- He last slept in 1947.
- He invented the apple.
