Grimmie: Added fake latin stuff

2008-02-15T12:41:58Z

Added fake latin stuff

Grimmie: Multiducks!

2008-02-15T10:11:37Z

Multiducks!

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The '''Lunch Duck''' is technically a false food animal, a creature cruelly employed by forum member Dog Pants in the absence of the [[Lunch Penguin]]. It is common knowledge that ducks aren't skilled in meal preparation, and prefer to dine on simple foodstuffs such as pond matter, insects, wet bread, and on occasion dry bread.

The RSPCA released a statement saying that they would never excuse this sort of behaviour and that as many as 300 animals are abused in this way every week.

Just say no, kids. Just say no.

==The event==
[[Image:multiduck.jpg|frame|right|An infant multiduck with four legs.]]
The following is an excerpt from the discussion board post reporting the status of Howard, one of the many Multiducks forced into labour that day.

''"Howard the Multiduck feels lost, confused and inadequate after someone asked him to serve lunch to the entire planet today.''

''He doesn't even know how to make a spaghetti bolognese, and has been wandering from house to house quacking disappointingly at hungry residents in Newport.''

''What poor, defenceless mutated animals are you getting to do your dirty work today?"''

==Appearance==
The Multiduck is a shy creature that rarely leaves the comfort and security of it's nesting site. They are usually born with anything from three to six legs due to genetic mutation, rather than any hereditary values passed down.

Other than the obvious difference of multiple feet, the Multiduck looks and behaves like any other duck. It is the social stigma placed upon it that forces it to become recluse.

==Related links==
http://5punk.co.uk/discuss/27160/ - Howard's debut

[[category:food animals]]

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−	The '''Lunch Duck''' is technically a false food animal, a creature cruelly employed by forum member Dog Pants in the absence of the [[Lunch Penguin]]. It is common knowledge that ducks aren't skilled in meal preparation, and prefer to dine on simple foodstuffs such as pond matter, insects, wet bread, and on occasion dry bread.	+	The '''Lunch Duck''' [''Multiplae Anatidae''] is technically a false food animal, a creature cruelly employed by forum member Dog Pants in the absence of the [[Lunch Penguin]]. It is common knowledge that ducks aren't skilled in meal preparation, and prefer to dine on simple foodstuffs such as pond matter, insects, wet bread, and on occasion dry bread.

	The RSPCA released a statement saying that they would never excuse this sort of behaviour and that as many as 300 animals are abused in this way every week.		The RSPCA released a statement saying that they would never excuse this sort of behaviour and that as many as 300 animals are abused in this way every week.

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