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‎Characteristics and appearence

Grimmie at 11:00, 31 July 2007

2007-07-31T11:00:50Z

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The '''Breakfast Pigeon''' [''Foodus Columbidae''] is an early morning visitor to members of the [[5punk Skype Chat]] that can be bothered to get up early enough, roll out of bed, and search the cupboards for the parcel that said pigeon leaves them. The parcel is often difficult to locate or disguised as a cereal box and milk carton which often confuses those who have only just woken up, and thus lazier 5punkers tend to skip breakfast altogether and allow the [[Lunch Penguin]] to deliver their first meal of the day.

==Characteristics and appearence==
[[Image:Pigeon.jpg|frame|right|The Breakfast Pigeon sniffs around for Mushrooms.]]When feeling generous, the breakfast pigeon occasionally slaughters pigs, raids chicken coops and goes on raids of vegetable gardens to prepare the ingredients for the fabled Full English Breakfast. Only 5punkers that have been good, or have no sense of healthy living are blessed with this grease filled mess of deliciousness.

The Breakfast pigeon more closely resembles the Wood Pigeon than the Common Pigeon, and needs tis extra size and strength to carry heavier bags of food to greedy 5punkers.

[[Category: Food animals]]

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 The '''Breakfast Pigeon''' [''Foodus Columbidae''] is an early morning visitor to members of the [[5punk Skype Chat]] that can be bothered to get up early enough, roll out of bed, and search the cupboards for the parcel that said pigeon leaves them.  The parcel is often difficult to locate or disguised as a cereal box and milk carton which often confuses those who have only just woken up, and thus lazier 5punkers tend to skip breakfast altogether and allow the [[Lunch Penguin]] to deliver their first meal of the day.
-==Characteristics and appearence==
+==Characteristics and appearance==
 [[Image:Pigeon.jpg|frame|right|The Breakfast Pigeon sniffs around for Mushrooms.]]When feeling generous, the breakfast pigeon occasionally slaughters pigs, raids chicken coops and goes on raids of vegetable gardens to prepare the ingredients for the fabled Full English Breakfast.  Only 5punkers that have been good, or have no sense of healthy living are blessed with this grease filled mess of deliciousness.

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 [[Image:Pigeon.jpg|frame|right|The Breakfast Pigeon sniffs around for Mushrooms.]]When feeling generous, the breakfast pigeon occasionally slaughters pigs, raids chicken coops and goes on raids of vegetable gardens to prepare the ingredients for the fabled Full English Breakfast.  Only 5punkers that have been good, or have no sense of healthy living are blessed with this grease filled mess of deliciousness.
-The Breakfast pigeon more closely resembles the Wood Pigeon than the Common Pigeon, and needs tis extra size and strength to carry heavier bags of food to greedy 5punkers.
+The Breakfast pigeon more closely resembles the Wood Pigeon than the Common Pigeon, and needs this extra size and strength to carry heavier bags of food to greedy 5punkers.
 [[Category: Food animals]]