Biscuit Tit - Revision history

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2008-02-16T20:16:31Z

‎Characteristics and Appearance

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2008-02-15T12:43:15Z

Added fake latin stuff

Grimmie: Mmmotherfucking biscuit-tits!

2008-02-15T11:47:07Z

Mmmotherfucking biscuit-tits!

Grimmie at 11:43, 15 February 2008

2008-02-15T11:43:47Z

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The '''Biscuit-Tit''' is an often misunderstood food animal.

Due to it's flitting nature it can appear anywhere at any time to bring tasty, delicious treats to people both in the workplace, and at home.

==Characteristics and Appearance==
Because of their small stature, and limited psycho-kinetic powers, Biscuit-Tits tend to specialise in one or two forms of treat. The most common is the cookie, a hardened dough biscuit speckled with chocolate chips. Others train for a broader spectrum of treats such as curly-wurlies, hobnobs and double-deckers.

There have been rare sightings of biscuit-tits working in unison with the famed [[Lunch Penguin]], to deliver biscuits for mid day dunking.

Biscuit-Tits rarely carry carry their food due to the weight ratio they would have to endure, and often perch at a convenient place by the recipient to conjure the food up there and then. Produce usually appears with a biscuit-coloured flash and a soft explosion that sounds like 'PAF!'. Unwrapped biscuits can suffer from mild crumb-explosions showering workbenches and armchairs alike with cascading biscuit pieces.

Most appear to be modelled on Blue tits, though a few variants have been spotted delivering more exotic, and foreign snack products. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit Great tits], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_tit Coal tits], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Tit Siberian tits] and the elusive [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green-backed_Tit Green-backed tit] have all been sighted delivering biscuity-related-goodness within the last ten years.

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	Because of their small stature, and limited psycho-kinetic powers, Biscuit-Tits tend to specialise in one or two forms of treat. The most common is the cookie, a hardened dough biscuit speckled with chocolate chips. Others train for a broader spectrum of treats such as curly-wurlies, hobnobs and double-deckers.		Because of their small stature, and limited psycho-kinetic powers, Biscuit-Tits tend to specialise in one or two forms of treat. The most common is the cookie, a hardened dough biscuit speckled with chocolate chips. Others train for a broader spectrum of treats such as curly-wurlies, hobnobs and double-deckers.

		+	[[Image:BlueTit.jpg\|thumb\|Close-up of a Biscuit-Tit]]
	There have been rare sightings of biscuit-tits working in unison with the famed [[Lunch Penguin]], to deliver biscuits for mid day dunking.		There have been rare sightings of biscuit-tits working in unison with the famed [[Lunch Penguin]], to deliver biscuits for mid day dunking.

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 Biscuit-Tits rarely carry carry their food due to the weight ratio they would have to endure, and often perch at a convenient place by the recipient to conjure the food up there and then.  Produce usually appears with a biscuit-coloured flash and a soft explosion that sounds like 'PAF!'.  Unwrapped biscuits can suffer from mild crumb-explosions showering workbenches and armchairs alike with cascading biscuit pieces.
-Most appear to be modelled on Blue tits, though a few variants have been spotted delivering more exotic, and foreign snack products.  [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit Great tits], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_tit Coal tits], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Tit Siberian tits] and the elusive [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green-backed_Tit Green-backed tit] have all been sighted delivering biscuity-related-goodness within the last ten years.
+Most appear to be modelled on Blue tits, though a few variants have been spotted delivering more exotic, and foreign snack products.  [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit Great tits], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_tit Coal tits], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Tit Siberian tits] and the elusive [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green-backed_Tit Green-backed tit] (and of course [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=small+tits&safe=off Small tits]) have all been sighted delivering biscuity-related-goodness within the last ten years.
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