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User:Roman Totale

2007-10-31T09:41:00Z

Mrbobbins: Noticed the picture link was dead so updated the location of the ALMIGHTY RO-BO

Image:http://www.bobbins.xappy.com/Store/ROBO/robodancebig.gif

ProfLAN3! - 22nd-23rd September

2007-09-18T12:25:47Z

Mrbobbins: /* Offered */

== What is it? ==

For those who are new to the concept:

This is a weekend of boozing, gaming, explosions and general tomfoolery. Its in [http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=rickmansworth&ie=UTF8&ll=51.638476,-0.469666&spn=0.60513,1.2854&z=10&om=1 Rickmansworth].

Its a bring-your-own-pc jobby. Network will be provided.

An assortment of games will probably be played, CSS, BEEF, QUAKE, UT2004, C&C etc

There will be foods & booze, but best bring your favourites. Takeout will be ordered i expect at some point, and there are an assortment of local pubs/restaurants if we feel adventurous.
There are various available beds, and floor sleeping space is not an issue. Bring a sleeping bag & rollmat if you have one.

* [http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=10899 Any questions, post on this thread]
* [http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/scheduler.php?mode=show&id=1325 Scheduler, mark yourself in or not]

== Driving ==
=== From ===

* Wiggy - Chesterfield
** Berk
** Joose
* Cheeseandham - North London
* MrBobbins - West London
*Jockgit - From Blackpool
** Grimmie
** Tezz

=== Needs lift ===

== Equipment ==

=== Offered ===

* Ty - 4xAirbeads, 1xLiver (bit nackered, but will do the job), 1xFluffy Purple Mohawk
* KB - spare gaming machine and 20" lcd
* bobbins - Has a spare PC to bring if someone can supply an AGP graphics card to put in it
* cheeseandham - 19" LCD, 2 wii controllers
* profhawking - 3 TFTs at my disposal - 2 good, 1 rubbish. Gaming grade laptop. Various CRTs available i think.

=== Bagsied ===

* grimmie - monitor
* TezzRexx - monitor
* Joose - monitor

ProfLAN3! - 22nd-23rd September

2007-08-31T18:21:09Z

Mrbobbins: /* Offered */

== What is it? ==

For those who are new to the concept:

This is a weekend of boozing, gaming, explosions and general tomfoolery. Its in [http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=rickmansworth&ie=UTF8&ll=51.638476,-0.469666&spn=0.60513,1.2854&z=10&om=1 Rickmansworth].

Its a bring-your-own-pc jobby. Network will be provided.

An assortment of games will probably be played, CSS, BEEF, QUAKE, UT2004, C&C etc

There will be foods & booze, but best bring your favourites. Takeout will be ordered i expect at some point, and there are an assortment of local pubs/restaurants if we feel adventurous.
There are various available beds, and floor sleeping space is not an issue. Bring a sleeping bag & rollmat if you have one.

* [http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=10899 Any questions, post on this thread]
* [http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/scheduler.php?mode=show&id=1325 Scheduler, mark yourself in or not]

== Driving ==
=== From ===

* Wiggy - Chesterfield
** Grimmie
** Tezz
** Berk
** Joose
* Cheeseandham - North London
* MrBobbins - West London

*Jockgit - From Blackpool

=== Needs lift ===

*Berk, from leicesterish (le194ng) Gonk + 2 LCDs + spare tower if needed

== Equipment ==

=== Offered ===

* Ty - 4xAirbeads, 1xLiver (bit nackered, but will do the job), 1xFluffy Purple Mohawk
* KB - spare gaming machine and 20" lcd
* bobbins - Has a spare PC to bring if needed, not super but it'll Beef and CS. 17" CRT available but I'd prefer not to haul it around if poss!
* cheeseandham - 19" LCD, 2 wii controllers
* profhawking - 3 TFTs at my disposal - 2 good, 1 rubbish. Gaming grade laptop. Various CRTs available i think.

=== Bagsied ===

* grimmie - monitor
* TezzRexx - monitor
* Joose - monitor

Beef Rage

2006-08-17T08:52:02Z

Mrbobbins:

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

See [[Battlefield_2#the_crusty_bits|Patch 1.3]]

Candy Mountain

2006-08-16T14:52:29Z

Mrbobbins:

[[Category:Charlie]]

Main Page

2006-08-16T14:51:40Z

Mrbobbins:

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

'''Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner'''

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' ([http://b3ta.com b3ta]) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own [[Bukkake|gameserver]], as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*[[Battlefield 2]]
*[[Counterstrike|Counter Strike: Source]]
*[[Call of Duty| Call of Duty: United Offensive]]
*[[EVE]]
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However [[Battlefield 2|BF2]], [[Counterstrike| CS:S]], [[Call of Duty|CoD:UO]] and [[EVE]] are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [[Call of Duty]]
*'''Wednesday:''' [[Counterstrike| Counter Strike: Source]]
*'''Thursday:''' [[Battlefield 2]]
*'''Friday:''' Co-op Games night
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== [[Battlefield 2]] =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We pooled our funds and rented our own ranked BF2 server, which can be found [http://www.game-monitor.com/GameServer/81.19.208.85:16567/5punk.co.uk_-_Get_some_on_you.html Here]

===== [[Call of Duty|Call of Duty: United Offensive]] =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [[Counterstrike| Counter Strike: Source]] =====

omg! hax

===== [[EvE]] =====

One of the most absorbing and involved MMOs around, EvE differs greatly from others in that grind does not increase you skillpoints as training is based purely on time. Grind will earn you isk (in-game currency) and allow you to buy new skills to fly new ships, fit new LASERS!

In-depth details on the game can be found here in [http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2305 Wiggy's EvE review]

The 5punk community in EvE is based around the fantastic 5punkorp (think Guild), based on the ideals of bumming, more bumming, freedom and the spirit of fun!

===== [http://www.urbandead.com UrbanDead] =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

===== [http://www.shartak.com Shartak] =====

A Browser based MMPORG set on a desert island, Featuring Outsiders, Pirates and natives.

Quite similar to Urban dead, likely because the maker was inspired by urbandead.

===== [http://www.atorian.com Atorian] =====

Another inconspicuous browser based game. Set at some point in the future 5punkers in this game are purely self-defensive, but since there's always someone trying to take our planets we never stop fighting.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change often, so just check [http://www.game-monitor.com/search.php?search=217.112.95.67&type=server Here] for our current servers

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[[Radio|5punk Radio]]

'''Battlefield 2''' 81.19.208.85:16567

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.
*Magical Gay Fairy Land - World of Warcraft
*[[Charlie]] - Don't ask
*[[liopleurodon|Chaaaaaarlie]] - Seriously, just don't ask.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server ([[Bukkake]]) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

==== Others ====

'''Team RO-BO'''

[[user:Roman Totale|Roman Totale]] and [[user:mrbobbins|MrBobbins]]' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

[[user:Gunslinger|Gunslinger]] was Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] adict. xfire isn't acurate and to date has missed 300 hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax alot when losing

Main Page

2006-08-16T14:49:34Z

Mrbobbins: /* 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

'''Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner'''

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' ([http://b3ta.com b3ta]) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own [[Bukkake|gameserver]], as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*[[Battlefield 2]]
*[[Counterstrike|Counter Strike: Source]]
*[[Call of Duty| Call of Duty: United Offensive]]
*[[EVE]]
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However [[Battlefield 2|BF2]], [[Counterstrike| CS:S]], [[Call of Duty|CoD:UO]] and [[EVE]] are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [[Call of Duty]]
*'''Wednesday:''' [[Counterstrike| Counter Strike: Source]]
*'''Thursday:''' [[Battlefield 2]]
*'''Friday:''' Co-op Games night
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== [[Battlefield 2]] =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We pooled our funds and rented our own ranked BF2 server, which can be found [http://www.game-monitor.com/GameServer/81.19.208.85:16567/5punk.co.uk_-_Get_some_on_you.html Here]

===== [[Call of Duty|Call of Duty: United Offensive]] =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [[Counterstrike| Counter Strike: Source]] =====

omg! hax

===== [[EvE]] =====

One of the most absorbing and involved MMOs around, EvE differs greatly from others in that grind does not increase you skillpoints as training is based purely on time. Grind will earn you isk (in-game currency) and allow you to buy new skills to fly new ships, fit new LASERS!

In-depth details on the game can be found here in [http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2305 Wiggy's EvE review]

The 5punk community in EvE is based around the fantastic 5punkorp (think Guild), based on the ideals of bumming, more bumming, freedom and the spirit of fun!

===== [http://www.urbandead.com UrbanDead] =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

===== [http://www.shartak.com Shartak] =====

A Browser based MMPORG set on a desert island, Featuring Outsiders, Pirates and natives.

Quite similar to Urban dead, likely because the maker was inspired by urbandead.

===== [http://www.atorian.com Atorian] =====

Another inconspicuous browser based game. Set at some point in the future 5punkers in this game are purely self-defensive, but since there's always someone trying to take our planets we never stop fighting.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change often, so just check [http://www.game-monitor.com/search.php?search=217.112.95.67&type=server Here] for our current servers

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[[Radio|5punk Radio]]

'''Battlefield 2''' 81.19.208.85:16567

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.
*Magical Gay Fairy Land - World of Warcraft
*[[Charlie]] - Don't ask
*Chaaaaaarlie - Seriously, just don't ask.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server ([[Bukkake]]) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

==== Others ====

'''Team RO-BO'''

[[user:Roman Totale|Roman Totale]] and [[user:mrbobbins|MrBobbins]]' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

[[user:Gunslinger|Gunslinger]] was Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] adict. xfire isn't acurate and to date has missed 300 hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax alot when losing

Category:Charlie

2006-08-15T15:04:55Z

Mrbobbins:

Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Mountain

Liopleurodon

2006-08-15T15:02:53Z

Mrbobbins:

[[Image:Liopleurodon.jpg|thumb|right|160px|The Liopleurodon tells the way to [[Candy Mountain]] ]]

Extremely knowledgable creature, may possess magical powers. More info [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liopleurodon here]

[[Category:Charlie]]

Charlie

2006-08-15T15:02:07Z

Mrbobbins:

[[Image:Charlie the unicorn.jpg|thumb|right|160px|Charlie goes to Candy Mountain]]

You had to ask didn't you.

[http://www.filmcow.com/charlietheunicorn.html Charlie]

[[Category:Charlie]]

Liopleurodon

2006-08-15T14:57:57Z

Mrbobbins:

File:Liopleurodon.jpg

2006-08-15T14:53:44Z

Mrbobbins:

Charlie

2006-08-15T14:49:31Z

Mrbobbins:

[[Image:Charlie the unicorn.jpg|thumb|right|160px|Charlie goes to Candy Mountain]]

You had to ask didn't you.

[http://www.filmcow.com/charlietheunicorn.html Charlie]

File:Charlie the unicorn.jpg

2006-08-15T14:47:35Z

Mrbobbins:

Charlie

2006-08-15T14:46:56Z

Mrbobbins:

You had to ask didn't you.

[http://www.filmcow.com/charlietheunicorn.html Charlie]

Charlie

2006-08-15T14:46:36Z

Mrbobbins:

You had to ask didn't you.

[http://www.filmcow.com/charlietheunicorn.html]

User:Mrbobbins

2006-08-10T15:40:14Z

Mrbobbins:

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=21 Werds] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/92749167@N00 Pictures]

User:Mrbobbins

2006-08-10T15:39:45Z

Mrbobbins:

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=21 Werds] and [http://bobbins.xappy.com Pictures]

Main Page

2006-08-10T15:36:21Z

Mrbobbins: /* Others */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*Battlefield 2
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty: United Offensive]
*EVE
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However BF2, [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike CS:S], [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty CoD:UO] and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty]
*'''Wednesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*'''Thursday:''' BattleField 2
*'''Friday:''' UT04 or Quake4
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== Battlefield 2 =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty: United Offensive] =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source] =====

omg! hax

===== EVE =====

Oh. dear.

===== UrbanDead =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

==== Atorian ====

Another inconspicuous browser based game. Set at some point in the future 5punkers in this game are purely self-defensive, but since there's always someone trying to take our planets we never stop fighting.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change but

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[http://217.112.95.67:8000/listen.pls Shoutcast server]

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''DoD:S''' 217.112.95.67:27017

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have come to

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server (bukkake) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

==== Others ====

'''Team RO-BO'''

Roman Totale and [[user:mrbobbins|MrBobbins]]' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] adict. xfire isn't acurate and to date has missed 300 hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax alot when losing

User talk:Joose

2006-08-08T10:04:31Z

Mrbobbins:

Has beards

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty

2006-08-08T10:04:01Z

Mrbobbins:

You're listening to the boy from the big bad city

This is jam hot?

Friends tell me I am crazy
That I'm wasting time with you
You'll never be mine
That's not the way I see it
Coz I feel you're glad you're mine
Whenever you're with me

Counterstrike

2006-08-08T10:00:57Z

Mrbobbins:

[[Category:Games]]
[[Image:counterstrike.jpg|frame|Counterstrike: Source]]
=== Counterstrike ===

Best of all the animals. Well, FPS games. '''Counterstrike''' is a very popular online first-person-shooter, back in the days of the original Half-Life it was pretty much the biggest online game ever. Now, the new version that was released with [[Half-Life 2]] is called Counterstrike: Source, or CSS or CS:S for short.

Source, or 'Sauce' is 5punk's wednesday game. It has pretty much outright replaced the older version, Counterstrike 1.6 which ran on the original [[Half-Life]] engine.

It has good graphics, and reasonably fast paced, round-based gameplay. It's realistic for an online game, compared to [[Quake]] or [[Unreal Tournament]] for example.
It's is really quite good. If you haven't got it, it's well worth getting along with Half-Life 2. It uses the Valve Steam distribution system, which when working, makes updates etc. very easy. However it also means that playing the game offline is tricky, and playing an unlicensed copy of it online is nigh impossible.

A mod featured of late is the Zombie Mod where players avoid an enemy zombie under the threat of being made part of their undead army. When enough players are turned into zombies, and there are some hold-outs in very hard to reach places, zombies will stack and create [[Zombie Tower]]s to reach the enenmy. Good, frantic fun.

=== Players with this game ===

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=256 FatherJack]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=119 Grimmie]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=341 Pixie Pie] [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=User:Spoodie spoodie]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 Stoat]
[http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=81 deject]
[http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=13 Joose]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=286 TheJockGit]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=21 mrbobbins]

Counterstrike

2006-08-08T09:57:57Z

Mrbobbins: /* Players with this game */

[[Category:Games]]
[[Image:counterstrike.jpg|frame|Counterstrike: Source]]
=== Counterstrike ===

Best of all the animals. Well, FPS games. '''Counterstrike''' is a very popular online first-person-shooter, back in the days of the original Half-Life it was pretty much the biggest online game ever. Now, the new version that was released with [[Half-Life 2]] is called Counterstrike: Source, or CSS or CS:S for short.

Source, or 'Sauce' is 5punk's wednesday game. It has pretty much outright replaced the older version, Counterstrike 1.6 which ran on the original [[Half-Life]] engine.

It has good graphics, and reasonably fast paced, round-based gameplay. Its realistic for an online game, compared to [[Quake]] or [[Unreal Tournament]] for example.
It's is really quite good. If you haven't got it, its well worth getting along with Half-Life 2. It uses the Valve Steam distribution system, which when working, makes updates etc very easy. However it also means that playing the game offline is tricky, and playing an unlicenced copy of it online is nigh impossible.

A mod featured of late is the Zombie Mod where players avoid an enemy zombie under the threat of being made part of their undead army. When enough players are turned into zombies, and there are some hold-outs in very hard to reach places, zombies will stack and create [[Zombie Tower]]s to reach the enenmy. Good, frantic fun.

=== Players with this game ===

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=256 FatherJack]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=119 Grimmie]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=341 Pixie Pie] [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=User:Spoodie spoodie]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 Stoat]
[http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=81 deject]
[http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=13 Joose]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=286 TheJockGit]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=21 mrbobbins]

Pony

2006-08-08T09:54:44Z

Mrbobbins:

=== Horses ===

Best of all the animals. [http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/ Really.]

=== Players who like horses ===

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=256 FatherJack]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=119 Grimmie]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=341 Pixie Pie] [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=User:Spoodie spoodie]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 Stoat]
[http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=81 deject]
[http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=13 Joose]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=286 TheJockGit]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=21 mrbobbins]

Category:Games

2006-08-07T14:52:43Z

Mrbobbins:

This here is a category reserved for us to put all the delicious '''games''' that 5punkers play on a regular or irregular basis. Each game will* have a short description, a picture, a pony and a list of players by the time this category is finished. To add a game to this categoy, end the article with the following code;

<pre>[[Category:Games]]</pre>

This page is still heavily under construction, and it being tinkered around with by 5punk user '''Grimmie''', as he has played around with making wiki entires before on nationstates. If you desperately want to have a go and mess around with your own article, a wikipedia made entry on how to format them properly can be found [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_edit_a_page here.]

(* Read; might)