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Member Profiles

2020-11-16T16:52:13Z

Jock-git: /* Prof Hawkings */

5punk is nothing without its '''Members'''. The people below are by no means all the members, they're just the ones who somebody decided they had something to say about.
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<th colspan="7"><div align="center"><span style="color:#FFFFFF">5punk Members</span></div></th>
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<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB" ><div align="center">[[Member_Profiles#Site_Admins|Site Admins]]</div></td>
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<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB"><div align="center"></div></td>
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<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB"><div align="center">[[Member_Profiles#Members|Members]]</div></td>
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<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Woo Elephant Yeah|Woo Elephant Yeah]]</td>
<td width="0.5"></td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Amblin|Amblin]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#eRabbit|eRabbit]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Joose|Joose]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Mr. Johnson|Mr. Johnson]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Sol|Solomon]]</td>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#FatherJack|FatherJack]]</td>
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<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Baliame|Baliame]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Fabyak|Fabyak]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Jockgit|Jockgit]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Nickface|Nickface]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Tandino|Tandino]]</td>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#Stoat|Stoat]]</td>
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<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Buzzmong|Buzzmong]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Friznit|Friznit]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Killavodka|Killavodka]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Pnut|Pnut]]</td>
<td width="130"></td>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#Dog Pants|Dog Pants]]</td>
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<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Cashy|Cashy]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Grimmie|Grimmie]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Lateralus|Lateralus]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Team RO-BO|Team RO-BO]]</td>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#Spoodie|Spoodie]]</td>
<td width="0.5"></td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Chicken|Chicken]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Gunslinger|Gunslinger]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Mikkyo|Mikkyo]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Shada|Shada]]</td>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#Dr. Kitteny Berk|Dr. Kitteny Berk]]</td>
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<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Deject|Deject]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Mr Green|Mr. Green]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Sheriff Fatman|Sheriff Fatman]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Ty aka Sir Die AloTy|Ty aka Sir Die AloTy]]</td>
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=Site Admins=
====Woo Elephant Yeah====
'''Role:''' Site Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community. In May 2007 WEY declared that he was standing down as site owner due to his ever increasing family commitments, but he's still the Daddy of our little family.

====FatherJack====
'''Role:''' Site Owner

When WEY stepped down as site owner, FatherJack offered to take up the responsibility. It was agreed unanimously, first among the admins and later among the site members, that our foul-mouthed cleric was ideal for the job and with him he has brought new ideas, skills and enthusiasm.

====Stoat====
'''Role:''' Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have.

====Dog Pants====
'''Role:''' Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk. He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.
Pants' is one of the major beards of the 5punkiverse, often now found to be dreaming of SLA. New evidence shows he may actually be a [http://www.5punk.co.uk/discuss/30561/ bard].

====[[user:Spoodie|Spoodie]]====
'''Role:''' Site Admin

His calm presence on the forums and web-savvy has allowed him to alleviate the pressure the other admins were beginning to feel and has proved very capable in a crisis. spoodie is master of the Impact Text Kittens, and has seen every film, ever.

====Dr. Kitteny Berk====
'''Role:''' Game Server ([[Bukkake]]) Owner

While not part of the forum admin team, Berk runs and administrates our gaming servers. This shouldn't stop people xfiring him when 5punk is down though, because he loves being told. Berk has a particular way with words that can come across as quite offensive, but he's a kitten really and has probably provided more help and advice for fellow 5punkers than any other member. Berk likes <strike>vodka</strike> all alcohol, and has a sleep pattern that can only be described as random. He also has awful taste in music.

=Members=
====[[Team RO-BO]]====
[[user:Roman Totale|Roman Totale]] and [[user:mrbobbins|MrBobbins]]' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/

====Roman Totale====
Master of puns and utterly terrible jokes, has a hectic and amusing social life involving twins, air hostesses and explicit videos. Also has an alter ego known as Elvis Duck. That fucking duck!

He looks like the head of Ving Rhames stuck to the body of morph. [http://www.5punk.co.uk/b3ta/Pants/VinghRoman.jpg VingRhoman]

====Gunslinger====
[[user:Gunslinger|Gunslinger]] was Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

====Pnut====
Went MIA after leaving the RAF. Presumed stoned in the gutter trying to exchange his PC for food and Strongbow. He made his triumphant Mexican return at JockBash 2 and is now back in the fold.

====Deject====
Deej is one of our resident 'merkins. He's also released an EP called "Conceptual Intercourse" which is available on Amazon [http://www.amazon.com/Conceptual-Intercourse-Ep/dp/B000Y02X4W/ref=sr_f3_1/104-2955763-1352732?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1193809245&sr=103-1/ Here].

Werd to your mother Deej, how is your mother?

====Mikkyo====
<strike>Runs a webcomic, [http://www.fuctinthehead.co.uk/ Fuctinthehead], which is updated daily and is Rather Good.
Also one of the only 5punkers to actually work in the games industry. Ok so he stacks shelves at Gamestation.</strike> Vanished off the face of the interwebs.

====Tandino====
He's honoured to be on the list. Also currently has a great avatar of a kitten. A lover of BDSM sex games, likes to whip himself whilst others watch. Recently moved from running a sex shop to running a B&Q, hopefully he'll not order the wrong things and kill the old ladies in orange aprons who haunt the aisles of his shop.

====Lateralus====
An all round thoroughly nice chap. Truly under the thumb of 'er indoors and consequently playing games far less than he should. Interesting fact: He's a town planner, mess with him, get a roundabout in front of your driveway. Recently engaged to be <strike>castrated</strike> married, congratulations!

====Grimmie====
Lord of Brum, Czar of Midlandia, Master of Vlad and the Harbinger of Bash. 5punk's resident artist. Is very attracted to beards; also hosts GrimBash, which has been a resounding success and we thank Mr Grim Grim muchly.

====Killavodka====
Has recently fallen off Earth and onto Azeroth where he spends his days raiding and other such serious business. If it was not for lag, ping, memory, processor, PSU, Core Temp, HereComesPete and the fact that God seems to hate him, he would be the greatest FPS player in the world. Can reach vocal notes capable of making dogs ears bleed. Altogether now after three, ''Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!''

====Mr. Johnson====
Our man in Belgium. He will let us know if that statue of the little boy stops pissing or Poirot dies. Has recently discovered that if he doesn't talk during COD, he is in fact a killing machine. Possibly as a result of being experimented upon by RO-BO, the new Johnson 2.0 is a weapon of continental chic destruction.

====Fabyak====
Has a young child who's dressed in the finest chaaaarlie clothing, and he's married to a French lady. Is remarkably resistant to jokes about garlic, smelly cheese and surrendering.

====Chickenz====
If you can hear random chewing on TS then it's probably Chicken if you can't the tit has probably muted himself and forgotten to un-mute. He's got more money than sense and more food than money. Occasional consoletard but prefers the delights of superior PC gaming he can mostly be found in random CoD4 and Porq servers. Currently floating about somewhere oop north near the artic circle or somesuch.

====Buzzmong====
The ladies favourite former purple car owner. Often referred to as 'Vibro-Spaz' or 'Bumzomg'. Is ginger in beard only. Generally found on TS muttering a near constant string of profanities while gaming.

====Joose====
Master beard of the 5punkiverse. Has played every P&P game ever, even the ones not invented yet. Frequently seen wearing shirts that should possess health warnings about blindness and nausea.

====Cashy====
Just listen out for the words 'Cashy you shit' on TS and you know he's online. Do not ask him for advice on nuts, or chillies.

====Ty aka Sir Die AloTy====
Ty is one of the more colourful 5punkers. Often less than coherent for various reasons, we love his drunken ramblings. Once sported an impressive mohican and loves metal more than most 5punkers love CAEK and bummings. He used to die a lot, but worryingly he's started to improve lately. Maybe he's sobering up.

====Jockgit====
Probably 5punk's most senior member, but only more mature chronologically. Jockgit is famous for being able to fall asleep when and where no others could, often as a result of copious amounts of cheap alcohol. Photographic evidence suggests he may be a [http://www.clintweb.co.uk/random/pirate/ pirate.] JockGit also hosts the JockBash event in Blackpool and is the inventor of the 3 day bash.
Recently observed sporting a terrible pencil moustache.

====eRabbit====
Another former purple car owner (challenge him and he'll foam and swear it was blue), is known to strike the campest poses on Earth and to be photographed with phallic references. Also known as Lord Bobbington.

====Friznit====
Friz is another EvE'er and is currently running (ie, shouting lots) the Eve corporation 5punkorp. He's an ex Tank Commander in the British Army, so if you anger him too much he'll call in some favours and you'll find your house crushed and tank tread marks over your lawn. Has a penchant for ponies.

====Amblin====
<s>Semi-retired EvE'er who has been partly groomed into playing computer games too, namely [[Call of Duty 4]]. He's also an expert in the art of Rainbow Kissing, ask him about it if you're curious. Keeps attempting to save money by declaring every Sunday that the new week is an alcohol free week, this usually lasts until Monday evening.</s> Stopped playing games and has left to focus on education. Still has a crippling red wine addiction.

====Baliame====
5punk's resident whiner, nothing is ever all right to him. Also considers <s>Lateralus</s> <s>Chicken</s> <s>HereComesPete</s> all of the above his arch-nemesis. Comes from the country of constant hunger, Hungary. Due to an unpronounceable name, he is often called Mr. Bubbles, Derek, or just Bob. Believer and preacher of the Cow World Domination Cult. Will also turn into a communist at the slightest provocation and sing the 1944 Soviet Anthem.

The current most junior member of 5punk, and he probably lives up to it a bit. Spending a lot of time recently drinking and smoking and chasing girls, possibly all at once.

Oh, and he's <strike>completely fucking crazy</strike> <strike>not as unhinged as he'd like you to believe</strike> just plain nuts, trust me, trust me.

====Shada====
Chowder! Chowder! Likes RPGs and <s>bunnyhopping</s> long walks on the beach.

He joined 5punk after [http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=14795&start=0 following Grimmie into a dark room]. We probably don't want to know what happened in there.

====Mr Green====
Gay as a window. Responsible for the "sup" craze, Mr Green is also a mute - feel free to scream obscenities at him over TS without fear of rebuke.

====Sol====
Has his own band, 'Schrodinger's Mouse' and despite being a long term 5punker, doesn't play a lot of games due to teh AIDS. Was a flicky fringed emo, all black and white pictures and a need to mutter about bands selling out and going mainstream. Thankfully he became aware of how good binocular vision is and became a mod, now he tootles off to university on his vespa.

====Nickface====
Known widely as "The American who is most commonly mistaken for Deject." Has an amazing selection of hats. Is also a Reverend, so can marry you to a horse if you <s>so wish</s> mess around with him. Possibly. Creates TV channels for cable tv in merka using bits of string and coins with holes in.

====Sheriff Fatman====
Alcoholic layabout, sounds a bit like Chappers from Radio 1. Master of the "Gay Jump", likes creating characters that look like Joose in MMONGS and getting 13-year old boys to cyber him. Has a cat called Spazmo.
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====Rabbi/Jew====
5punks tightest member. The unlucky sod has to work with Chicken on a day to day basis. When it comes to spending money he's the polar opposite to the fatty though. Loves to do stuff on the cheap wherever possible. Soon to move to Cyprus with wife and spawn. Will he be back for cod42?

====Tezzrexx====
One of the souless ginger contingent along with HereComesPete. Mention that and you'll find yourself trapped painfully in various locks and holds as Mr Rexxington is a keen wrestler.

====Legoshoes====
One of the newer 5punkers, has slotted in gracefully like a well lubed cucumber.

====Prof Hawkings====
Undisputed master of explosions and fiery phalic objects. Proprieter of ProfLan, and caretaker to the Minature Canal Simulator. Prof was also a very able Counter Strike afficianado but I think he gave it all up with CS:GO.

Member Profiles

2020-11-16T16:47:57Z

Jock-git: /* Members */

5punk is nothing without its '''Members'''. The people below are by no means all the members, they're just the ones who somebody decided they had something to say about.
__NOTOC__
<table width="806" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0">
<tr bgcolor="#3D84BD">
<th colspan="7"><div align="center"><span style="color:#FFFFFF">5punk Members</span></div></th>
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<tr bgcolor="#BED7EB">
<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB" ><div align="center">[[Member_Profiles#Site_Admins|Site Admins]]</div></td>
<td width="0.5" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"></td>
<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB"><div align="center"></div></td>
<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB"><div align="center"></div></td>
<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB"><div align="center">[[Member_Profiles#Members|Members]]</div></td>
<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB"><div align="center"></div></td>
<td width="130" bgcolor="#BED7EB"><div align="center"></div></td>
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<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Woo Elephant Yeah|Woo Elephant Yeah]]</td>
<td width="0.5"></td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Amblin|Amblin]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#eRabbit|eRabbit]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Joose|Joose]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Mr. Johnson|Mr. Johnson]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Sol|Solomon]]</td>
</tr>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#FatherJack|FatherJack]]</td>
<td width="0.5"></td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Baliame|Baliame]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Fabyak|Fabyak]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Jockgit|Jockgit]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Nickface|Nickface]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Tandino|Tandino]]</td>
</tr>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#Stoat|Stoat]]</td>
<td width="0.5"></td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Buzzmong|Buzzmong]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Friznit|Friznit]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Killavodka|Killavodka]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Pnut|Pnut]]</td>
<td width="130"></td>
</tr>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#Dog Pants|Dog Pants]]</td>
<td width="0.5"></td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Cashy|Cashy]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Grimmie|Grimmie]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Lateralus|Lateralus]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Team RO-BO|Team RO-BO]]</td>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#Spoodie|Spoodie]]</td>
<td width="0.5"></td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Chicken|Chicken]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Gunslinger|Gunslinger]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Mikkyo|Mikkyo]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Shada|Shada]]</td>
<td width="130"></td>
</tr>
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<td>[[Member Profiles#Dr. Kitteny Berk|Dr. Kitteny Berk]]</td>
<td width="0.5"></td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Deject|Deject]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Mr Green|Mr. Green]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Sheriff Fatman|Sheriff Fatman]]</td>
<td width="130">[[Member Profiles#Ty aka Sir Die AloTy|Ty aka Sir Die AloTy]]</td>
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=Site Admins=
====Woo Elephant Yeah====
'''Role:''' Site Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community. In May 2007 WEY declared that he was standing down as site owner due to his ever increasing family commitments, but he's still the Daddy of our little family.

====FatherJack====
'''Role:''' Site Owner

When WEY stepped down as site owner, FatherJack offered to take up the responsibility. It was agreed unanimously, first among the admins and later among the site members, that our foul-mouthed cleric was ideal for the job and with him he has brought new ideas, skills and enthusiasm.

====Stoat====
'''Role:''' Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have.

====Dog Pants====
'''Role:''' Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk. He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.
Pants' is one of the major beards of the 5punkiverse, often now found to be dreaming of SLA. New evidence shows he may actually be a [http://www.5punk.co.uk/discuss/30561/ bard].

====[[user:Spoodie|Spoodie]]====
'''Role:''' Site Admin

His calm presence on the forums and web-savvy has allowed him to alleviate the pressure the other admins were beginning to feel and has proved very capable in a crisis. spoodie is master of the Impact Text Kittens, and has seen every film, ever.

====Dr. Kitteny Berk====
'''Role:''' Game Server ([[Bukkake]]) Owner

While not part of the forum admin team, Berk runs and administrates our gaming servers. This shouldn't stop people xfiring him when 5punk is down though, because he loves being told. Berk has a particular way with words that can come across as quite offensive, but he's a kitten really and has probably provided more help and advice for fellow 5punkers than any other member. Berk likes <strike>vodka</strike> all alcohol, and has a sleep pattern that can only be described as random. He also has awful taste in music.

=Members=
====[[Team RO-BO]]====
[[user:Roman Totale|Roman Totale]] and [[user:mrbobbins|MrBobbins]]' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/

====Roman Totale====
Master of puns and utterly terrible jokes, has a hectic and amusing social life involving twins, air hostesses and explicit videos. Also has an alter ego known as Elvis Duck. That fucking duck!

He looks like the head of Ving Rhames stuck to the body of morph. [http://www.5punk.co.uk/b3ta/Pants/VinghRoman.jpg VingRhoman]

====Gunslinger====
[[user:Gunslinger|Gunslinger]] was Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

====Pnut====
Went MIA after leaving the RAF. Presumed stoned in the gutter trying to exchange his PC for food and Strongbow. He made his triumphant Mexican return at JockBash 2 and is now back in the fold.

====Deject====
Deej is one of our resident 'merkins. He's also released an EP called "Conceptual Intercourse" which is available on Amazon [http://www.amazon.com/Conceptual-Intercourse-Ep/dp/B000Y02X4W/ref=sr_f3_1/104-2955763-1352732?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1193809245&sr=103-1/ Here].

Werd to your mother Deej, how is your mother?

====Mikkyo====
<strike>Runs a webcomic, [http://www.fuctinthehead.co.uk/ Fuctinthehead], which is updated daily and is Rather Good.
Also one of the only 5punkers to actually work in the games industry. Ok so he stacks shelves at Gamestation.</strike> Vanished off the face of the interwebs.

====Tandino====
He's honoured to be on the list. Also currently has a great avatar of a kitten. A lover of BDSM sex games, likes to whip himself whilst others watch. Recently moved from running a sex shop to running a B&Q, hopefully he'll not order the wrong things and kill the old ladies in orange aprons who haunt the aisles of his shop.

====Lateralus====
An all round thoroughly nice chap. Truly under the thumb of 'er indoors and consequently playing games far less than he should. Interesting fact: He's a town planner, mess with him, get a roundabout in front of your driveway. Recently engaged to be <strike>castrated</strike> married, congratulations!

====Grimmie====
Lord of Brum, Czar of Midlandia, Master of Vlad and the Harbinger of Bash. 5punk's resident artist. Is very attracted to beards; also hosts GrimBash, which has been a resounding success and we thank Mr Grim Grim muchly.

====Killavodka====
Has recently fallen off Earth and onto Azeroth where he spends his days raiding and other such serious business. If it was not for lag, ping, memory, processor, PSU, Core Temp, HereComesPete and the fact that God seems to hate him, he would be the greatest FPS player in the world. Can reach vocal notes capable of making dogs ears bleed. Altogether now after three, ''Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!''

====Mr. Johnson====
Our man in Belgium. He will let us know if that statue of the little boy stops pissing or Poirot dies. Has recently discovered that if he doesn't talk during COD, he is in fact a killing machine. Possibly as a result of being experimented upon by RO-BO, the new Johnson 2.0 is a weapon of continental chic destruction.

====Fabyak====
Has a young child who's dressed in the finest chaaaarlie clothing, and he's married to a French lady. Is remarkably resistant to jokes about garlic, smelly cheese and surrendering.

====Chickenz====
If you can hear random chewing on TS then it's probably Chicken if you can't the tit has probably muted himself and forgotten to un-mute. He's got more money than sense and more food than money. Occasional consoletard but prefers the delights of superior PC gaming he can mostly be found in random CoD4 and Porq servers. Currently floating about somewhere oop north near the artic circle or somesuch.

====Buzzmong====
The ladies favourite former purple car owner. Often referred to as 'Vibro-Spaz' or 'Bumzomg'. Is ginger in beard only. Generally found on TS muttering a near constant string of profanities while gaming.

====Joose====
Master beard of the 5punkiverse. Has played every P&P game ever, even the ones not invented yet. Frequently seen wearing shirts that should possess health warnings about blindness and nausea.

====Cashy====
Just listen out for the words 'Cashy you shit' on TS and you know he's online. Do not ask him for advice on nuts, or chillies.

====Ty aka Sir Die AloTy====
Ty is one of the more colourful 5punkers. Often less than coherent for various reasons, we love his drunken ramblings. Once sported an impressive mohican and loves metal more than most 5punkers love CAEK and bummings. He used to die a lot, but worryingly he's started to improve lately. Maybe he's sobering up.

====Jockgit====
Probably 5punk's most senior member, but only more mature chronologically. Jockgit is famous for being able to fall asleep when and where no others could, often as a result of copious amounts of cheap alcohol. Photographic evidence suggests he may be a [http://www.clintweb.co.uk/random/pirate/ pirate.] JockGit also hosts the JockBash event in Blackpool and is the inventor of the 3 day bash.
Recently observed sporting a terrible pencil moustache.

====eRabbit====
Another former purple car owner (challenge him and he'll foam and swear it was blue), is known to strike the campest poses on Earth and to be photographed with phallic references. Also known as Lord Bobbington.

====Friznit====
Friz is another EvE'er and is currently running (ie, shouting lots) the Eve corporation 5punkorp. He's an ex Tank Commander in the British Army, so if you anger him too much he'll call in some favours and you'll find your house crushed and tank tread marks over your lawn. Has a penchant for ponies.

====Amblin====
<s>Semi-retired EvE'er who has been partly groomed into playing computer games too, namely [[Call of Duty 4]]. He's also an expert in the art of Rainbow Kissing, ask him about it if you're curious. Keeps attempting to save money by declaring every Sunday that the new week is an alcohol free week, this usually lasts until Monday evening.</s> Stopped playing games and has left to focus on education. Still has a crippling red wine addiction.

====Baliame====
5punk's resident whiner, nothing is ever all right to him. Also considers <s>Lateralus</s> <s>Chicken</s> <s>HereComesPete</s> all of the above his arch-nemesis. Comes from the country of constant hunger, Hungary. Due to an unpronounceable name, he is often called Mr. Bubbles, Derek, or just Bob. Believer and preacher of the Cow World Domination Cult. Will also turn into a communist at the slightest provocation and sing the 1944 Soviet Anthem.

The current most junior member of 5punk, and he probably lives up to it a bit. Spending a lot of time recently drinking and smoking and chasing girls, possibly all at once.

Oh, and he's <strike>completely fucking crazy</strike> <strike>not as unhinged as he'd like you to believe</strike> just plain nuts, trust me, trust me.

====Shada====
Chowder! Chowder! Likes RPGs and <s>bunnyhopping</s> long walks on the beach.

He joined 5punk after [http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=14795&start=0 following Grimmie into a dark room]. We probably don't want to know what happened in there.

====Mr Green====
Gay as a window. Responsible for the "sup" craze, Mr Green is also a mute - feel free to scream obscenities at him over TS without fear of rebuke.

====Sol====
Has his own band, 'Schrodinger's Mouse' and despite being a long term 5punker, doesn't play a lot of games due to teh AIDS. Was a flicky fringed emo, all black and white pictures and a need to mutter about bands selling out and going mainstream. Thankfully he became aware of how good binocular vision is and became a mod, now he tootles off to university on his vespa.

====Nickface====
Known widely as "The American who is most commonly mistaken for Deject." Has an amazing selection of hats. Is also a Reverend, so can marry you to a horse if you <s>so wish</s> mess around with him. Possibly. Creates TV channels for cable tv in merka using bits of string and coins with holes in.

====Sheriff Fatman====
Alcoholic layabout, sounds a bit like Chappers from Radio 1. Master of the "Gay Jump", likes creating characters that look like Joose in MMONGS and getting 13-year old boys to cyber him. Has a cat called Spazmo.
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====Rabbi/Jew====
5punks tightest member. The unlucky sod has to work with Chicken on a day to day basis. When it comes to spending money he's the polar opposite to the fatty though. Loves to do stuff on the cheap wherever possible. Soon to move to Cyprus with wife and spawn. Will he be back for cod42?

====Tezzrexx====
One of the souless ginger contingent along with HereComesPete. Mention that and you'll find yourself trapped painfully in various locks and holds as Mr Rexxington is a keen wrestler.

====Legoshoes====
One of the newer 5punkers, has slotted in gracefully like a well lubed cucumber.

====Prof Hawkings====
Undisputed master of explosions and fiery phalic objects. Proprieter of ProfLan, and caretaker to the Canal Simulator. Prof was also a very able Counter Strike afficianado but I think he gave it all up with CS:GO.