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<p>72.209.18.47: /* History */</p> <hr /> <div>The &#039;&#039;&#039;Lunch Penguin&#039;&#039;&#039; [&#039;&#039;Lunchus Pinguis&#039;&#039;] is a frequent 12:00pm visitor to the ongoing [[5punk Skype Chat]] who heralds the onset of lunchtime. The lunch penguin is never late, no matter how slowly he appears to be progressing across the various icy wastelands he has to travel across each day. The Lunch Penguin usually arrives carrying an unmarked white plastic bag containing an assortment of delicious lunchtime consumables.<br /> <br /> [[Image:LunchPenguin.jpg|frame|right|The Lunch Penguin scouting out this afternoon&#039;s food.]]<br /> =History=<br /> The Lunch Penguin was previously referred to as the [[Lunch Badger]], (and later the Sexy Lunch Badger) a hyperactive mustelid who could usually be found scurrying out of its den with a bag of food, and was replaced with the penguin due to its cleaner, and generally cuter nature.<br /> <br /> The arrival of the Lunch Penguin is most often observed by forum members [[Grimmie]] and [[FatherJack]] and unfound complaints about his lacklustre progression across the frozen Antarctic wastelands often emerge in the hours proceeding his arrival.</div>

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