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ArmaMods

2007-03-11T01:11:24Z

212.19.91.50: /* Useful Tools */

[[Image:littlebird.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A littlebird with 5punk attached]]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=OFP&redirect=no| Back to Main ArmA Page]

= Armed Assault Mods =

This is a list of mods and addons from the Armed Assault communit which I think are worth having. I'll hilight the ones which are included in missions or on the server and therefore need downloading [...is there a way to make a link to automagically collate a list of these somewhere? - Friz]. Client side only mods are optional downloads, usually stuff that improved sounds or graphics.

The best resource for ArmA mods and info is the news site [http://www.armedassault.info/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1| Armed Assault Info]

== The Must Haves ==

'''INSTALLED:''' [ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/patches/Arma_Euro104Update105.zip Patch 1.05] Euro Release is ver 1.04. This is the update (226 Mb)

== Fun Stuff ==

=== Weapons ===

[ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/addons/HK_G11_v1.0.zip HK G11] Y'know, the caseless ammo one. I love this gun.

=== Personel ===

I only go in for the really good ones rather than the basic model retextures. Nothing leaps out and strikes me as really good yet.

=== Wheeled Vehicles ===

None yet

=== Tracked Vehicles ===

C'mon! Where's my Challenger 2 already!

=== Flying Stuff ===

'''INSTALLED:''' [ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/addons/MAPFACT_AIR_1.0.rar Apache Longbow and Chinook] v1.0 by MapFact. Requires his [ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/addons/MAP_Misc_1.02.rar Map Misc v1.02]

=== Floaty Stuff ===

Someone's working on an entire fleet: carriers, destroyers, cruisers and landing craft. Should make litoral operations a real possibility.

=== Mods and Missions ===

Multiplayer missions automagically download on connecting to the server so no need to put them here. I'll link funky SP and any mission specific addons here.

== Useful Tools ==

[ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/tools/objectbrowser.zip Vehicle & Weapons Browser] A very funky all-the-toys in game browser

[http://abe.armamods.net/test/ArmAstart_setup.rar ArmA Start] Useful little launcher tool. Checks the server is running and shows what missions and addons are needed. Future version will also check the client addons for compatability.

ArmaMods

2007-03-11T01:00:52Z

212.19.91.50: /* Flying Stuff */

[[Image:littlebird.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A littlebird with 5punk attached]]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=OFP&redirect=no| Back to Main ArmA Page]

= Armed Assault Mods =

This is a list of mods and addons from the Armed Assault communit which I think are worth having. I'll hilight the ones which are included in missions or on the server and therefore need downloading [...is there a way to make a link to automagically collate a list of these somewhere? - Friz]. Client side only mods are optional downloads, usually stuff that improved sounds or graphics.

The best resource for ArmA mods and info is the news site [http://www.armedassault.info/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1| Armed Assault Info]

== The Must Haves ==

'''INSTALLED:''' [ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/patches/Arma_Euro104Update105.zip Patch 1.05] Euro Release is ver 1.04. This is the update (226 Mb)

== Fun Stuff ==

=== Weapons ===

[ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/addons/HK_G11_v1.0.zip HK G11] Y'know, the caseless ammo one. I love this gun.

=== Personel ===

I only go in for the really good ones rather than the basic model retextures. Nothing leaps out and strikes me as really good yet.

=== Wheeled Vehicles ===

None yet

=== Tracked Vehicles ===

C'mon! Where's my Challenger 2 already!

=== Flying Stuff ===

'''INSTALLED:''' [ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/addons/MAPFACT_AIR_1.0.rar Apache Longbow and Chinook] v1.0 by MapFact. Requires his [ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/addons/MAP_Misc_1.02.rar Map Misc v1.02]

=== Floaty Stuff ===

Someone's working on an entire fleet: carriers, destroyers, cruisers and landing craft. Should make litoral operations a real possibility.

=== Mods and Missions ===

Multiplayer missions automagically download on connecting to the server so no need to put them here. I'll link funky SP and any mission specific addons here.

== Useful Tools ==

[ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/tools/objectbrowser.zip Vehicle & Weapons Browser] A very funky all-the-toys in game browser

[ftp://www.armedassault.info/armad/addons/ArmAstart_v05_Setup.rar ArmA Start] Useful little launcher tool. Checks the server is running and shows what missions and addons are needed. Future version will also check the client addons for compatability.

Main Page

2006-11-04T19:57:04Z

212.19.91.50: /* Others */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

'''Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner'''

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' ([http://b3ta.com b3ta]) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own [[Bukkake|gameserver]], as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*[[Battlefield 2]]
*[[Counterstrike|Counter Strike: Source]]
*[[Call of Duty| Call of Duty: United Offensive]]
*[[EVE]]
*[[Other Games| List of other games]] - These are less popular games, but still have a following in 5punk

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However [[Battlefield 2|BF2]], [[Counterstrike| CS:S]], [[Call of Duty|CoD:UO]] and [[EVE]] are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [[Call of Duty]]
*'''Wednesday:''' [[Counterstrike| Counter Strike: Source]]
*'''Thursday:''' [[Battlefield 2]]
*'''Friday:''' Co-op Games night
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== [[Battlefield 2]] =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We pooled our funds and rented our own ranked BF2 server, which can be found [http://www.game-monitor.com/GameServer/81.19.208.85:16567/5punk.co.uk_-_Get_some_on_you.html Here]

===== [[Call of Duty|Call of Duty: United Offensive]] =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [[Counterstrike| Counter Strike: Source]] =====

omg! hax

===== [[EVE]] =====

One of the most absorbing and involved MMOs around, EVE differs greatly from others in that grind does not increase your skillpoints as training is based purely on time. Grind will earn you isk (in-game currency) and allow you to buy new skills to fly new ships, fit new LASERS!

In-depth details on the game can be found here in [http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2305 Wiggy's EVE review]

The 5punk community in EVE is based around the fantastic 5punkorp (think Guild), based on the ideals of bumming, more bumming, freedom and the spirit of fun!

===== [[OFP| Operation Flashpoint]] =====

An older but still one of the best modern era FPS's out there. OPF focuses more on low level tactics than MMO's like BEEF and requires thought, teamwork and combined arms cooperation to achieve mission success. It is set apart from the competition by a large and active community who continue to produce new vehicles, weapons, maps and mods 5 years after it was first released.

===== [[SWAT 4| SWAT 4 - The Stetchkov Syndicate]] =====

Oldish Tactical first person shooter, slow paced, challenging to play well, but still fun.

===== [http://www.urbandead.com UrbanDead] =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undeaths, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

===== [http://www.shartak.com Shartak] =====

A Browser based MMPORG set on a desert island, Featuring Outsiders, Pirates and natives.

Quite similar to Urban dead, likely because the maker was inspired by urbandead.

===== [http://www.atorian.com Atorian] =====

Another inconspicuous browser based game. Set at some point in the future 5punkers in this game are purely self-defensive, but since there's always someone trying to take our planets we never stop fighting.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change often, so just check [http://www.game-monitor.com/search.php?search=5punk&type=server Here] for our current servers

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[[Radio|5punk Radio]]

'''Battlefield 2''' 81.19.208.85:16567

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for [[Battlefield 2]] (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the [[Call of Duty]] series (usually referring to Call of Duty: United Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - Our name for [[Main Page#Hamachi|Hamachi]]
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of [[Main Page#Teamspeak|Teamspeak]]. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomy.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.
*Magical Gay Fairy Land - World of Warcraft
*[[Charlie]] - Don't ask
*[[liopleurodon|Chaaaaaarlie]] - Seriously, just don't ask.
*CDC - Crudely Drawn Cock. Usually magenta.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and allows us to easily join other 5punkers in game.

With the 22/9/06 Xfire update, they introduced a [http://www.xfire.com/clans Clan] function, this allows users to add everyone to their contact list easily by joining the 5punk clan [http://www.xfire.com/clans/5punk here], you'll usually be accepted within 24hours.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone, though it isn't always reliable and isn't updated often.

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

==== Last.fm ====

We have a last.fm group, last.fm is an plug-in for your media player which keeps track of what music you have been playing.

[http://www.last.fm/group/5punk.co.uk]

Sign up and someone will approve you.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server ([[Bukkake]]) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

==== Others ====

===== [[Team RO-BO]] =====

[[user:Roman Totale|Roman Totale]] and [[user:mrbobbins|MrBobbins]]' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

[[user:Gunslinger|Gunslinger]] was Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] addict. Claims that [[Main Page#xfire|xfire]] is inaccurate and that this means he has has missed three hundred hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax a lot when losing

Main Page

2006-11-04T19:56:02Z

212.19.91.50: /* Others */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

'''Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner'''

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' ([http://b3ta.com b3ta]) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own [[Bukkake|gameserver]], as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*[[Battlefield 2]]
*[[Counterstrike|Counter Strike: Source]]
*[[Call of Duty| Call of Duty: United Offensive]]
*[[EVE]]
*[[Other Games| List of other games]] - These are less popular games, but still have a following in 5punk

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However [[Battlefield 2|BF2]], [[Counterstrike| CS:S]], [[Call of Duty|CoD:UO]] and [[EVE]] are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [[Call of Duty]]
*'''Wednesday:''' [[Counterstrike| Counter Strike: Source]]
*'''Thursday:''' [[Battlefield 2]]
*'''Friday:''' Co-op Games night
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== [[Battlefield 2]] =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We pooled our funds and rented our own ranked BF2 server, which can be found [http://www.game-monitor.com/GameServer/81.19.208.85:16567/5punk.co.uk_-_Get_some_on_you.html Here]

===== [[Call of Duty|Call of Duty: United Offensive]] =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [[Counterstrike| Counter Strike: Source]] =====

omg! hax

===== [[EVE]] =====

One of the most absorbing and involved MMOs around, EVE differs greatly from others in that grind does not increase your skillpoints as training is based purely on time. Grind will earn you isk (in-game currency) and allow you to buy new skills to fly new ships, fit new LASERS!

In-depth details on the game can be found here in [http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2305 Wiggy's EVE review]

The 5punk community in EVE is based around the fantastic 5punkorp (think Guild), based on the ideals of bumming, more bumming, freedom and the spirit of fun!

===== [[OFP| Operation Flashpoint]] =====

An older but still one of the best modern era FPS's out there. OPF focuses more on low level tactics than MMO's like BEEF and requires thought, teamwork and combined arms cooperation to achieve mission success. It is set apart from the competition by a large and active community who continue to produce new vehicles, weapons, maps and mods 5 years after it was first released.

===== [[SWAT 4| SWAT 4 - The Stetchkov Syndicate]] =====

Oldish Tactical first person shooter, slow paced, challenging to play well, but still fun.

===== [http://www.urbandead.com UrbanDead] =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undeaths, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

===== [http://www.shartak.com Shartak] =====

A Browser based MMPORG set on a desert island, Featuring Outsiders, Pirates and natives.

Quite similar to Urban dead, likely because the maker was inspired by urbandead.

===== [http://www.atorian.com Atorian] =====

Another inconspicuous browser based game. Set at some point in the future 5punkers in this game are purely self-defensive, but since there's always someone trying to take our planets we never stop fighting.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change often, so just check [http://www.game-monitor.com/search.php?search=5punk&type=server Here] for our current servers

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[[Radio|5punk Radio]]

'''Battlefield 2''' 81.19.208.85:16567

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for [[Battlefield 2]] (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the [[Call of Duty]] series (usually referring to Call of Duty: United Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - Our name for [[Main Page#Hamachi|Hamachi]]
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of [[Main Page#Teamspeak|Teamspeak]]. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomy.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.
*Magical Gay Fairy Land - World of Warcraft
*[[Charlie]] - Don't ask
*[[liopleurodon|Chaaaaaarlie]] - Seriously, just don't ask.
*CDC - Crudely Drawn Cock. Usually magenta.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and allows us to easily join other 5punkers in game.

With the 22/9/06 Xfire update, they introduced a [http://www.xfire.com/clans Clan] function, this allows users to add everyone to their contact list easily by joining the 5punk clan [http://www.xfire.com/clans/5punk here], you'll usually be accepted within 24hours.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone, though it isn't always reliable and isn't updated often.

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

==== Last.fm ====

We have a last.fm group, last.fm is an plug-in for your media player which keeps track of what music you have been playing.

[http://www.last.fm/group/5punk.co.uk]

Sign up and someone will approve you.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server ([[Bukkake]]) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

==== Others ====

'''[[Team RO-BO]]'''

[[user:Roman Totale|Roman Totale]] and [[user:mrbobbins|MrBobbins]]' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

[[user:Gunslinger|Gunslinger]] was Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] addict. Claims that [[Main Page#xfire|xfire]] is inaccurate and that this means he has has missed three hundred hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax a lot when losing

Main Page

2006-08-09T22:08:08Z

212.19.91.50: /* Games we often play */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*Battlefield 2
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty: United Offensive]
*EVE
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However BF2, [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike CS:S], [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty CoD:UO] and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty]
*'''Wednesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*'''Thursday:''' BattleField 2
*'''Friday:''' UT04 or Quake4
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== Battlefield 2 =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty: United Offensive] =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source] =====

omg! hax

===== EVE =====

Oh. dear.

===== UrbanDead =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change but

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[http://217.112.95.67:8000/listen.pls Shoutcast server]

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''DoD:S''' 217.112.95.67:27017

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have come to

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server (bukkake) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

==== Others ====

'''Team RO-BO'''

Roman Totale and Mrbobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] adict. xfire isn't acurate and to date has missed 300 hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax alot when losing

Main Page

2006-08-09T22:07:42Z

212.19.91.50: /* Games we often play */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*Battlefield 2
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty: United Offensive]
*EVE
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However BF2, [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike CS:S], CoD:UO and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty]
*'''Wednesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*'''Thursday:''' BattleField 2
*'''Friday:''' UT04 or Quake4
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== Battlefield 2 =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty: United Offensive] =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source] =====

omg! hax

===== EVE =====

Oh. dear.

===== UrbanDead =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change but

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[http://217.112.95.67:8000/listen.pls Shoutcast server]

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''DoD:S''' 217.112.95.67:27017

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have come to

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server (bukkake) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

==== Others ====

'''Team RO-BO'''

Roman Totale and Mrbobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] adict. xfire isn't acurate and to date has missed 300 hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax alot when losing

Main Page

2006-08-09T22:07:13Z

212.19.91.50: /* Call of Duty: United Offensive */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*Battlefield 2
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*Call of Duty: United Offensive
*EVE
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However BF2, [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike CS:S], CoD:UO and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty]
*'''Wednesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*'''Thursday:''' BattleField 2
*'''Friday:''' UT04 or Quake4
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== Battlefield 2 =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty: United Offensive] =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source] =====

omg! hax

===== EVE =====

Oh. dear.

===== UrbanDead =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change but

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[http://217.112.95.67:8000/listen.pls Shoutcast server]

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''DoD:S''' 217.112.95.67:27017

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have come to

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server (bukkake) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

==== Others ====

'''Team RO-BO'''

Roman Totale and Mrbobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] adict. xfire isn't acurate and to date has missed 300 hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax alot when losing

Main Page

2006-08-09T22:06:39Z

212.19.91.50: /* When does 5punk play? */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*Battlefield 2
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*Call of Duty: United Offensive
*EVE
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However BF2, [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike CS:S], CoD:UO and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Call_of_Duty Call of Duty]
*'''Wednesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*'''Thursday:''' BattleField 2
*'''Friday:''' UT04 or Quake4
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== Battlefield 2 =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

===== Call of Duty: United Offensive =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source] =====

omg! hax

===== EVE =====

Oh. dear.

===== UrbanDead =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change but

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[http://217.112.95.67:8000/listen.pls Shoutcast server]

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''DoD:S''' 217.112.95.67:27017

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling
*This Is Not A Code - It's not a code. Probably.
*REWENGAY - Like revenge, but generally involves more teabagging.

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have come to

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server (bukkake) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

==== Others ====

'''Team RO-BO'''

Roman Totale and Mrbobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

'''Hehulk'''

Massive [http://www.eve-online.com/ EVE] adict. xfire isn't acurate and to date has missed 300 hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax alot when losing

Call of Duty

2006-08-09T22:02:38Z

212.19.91.50: /* The Basics */

[[Category:Games]]
[[Image:callofduty.jpg|frame|Call of Duty 2]]
==The Basics==

'''Call of Duty''' (or CoD as we prefer) is traditionally played on a Tuesday evening and comes in three flavours:

Call of Duty,
Call of Duty: United Offensive (bascially an expansion to the original CoD), and
Call of Duty 2 (the sequel)

Of the three CoD: UO is by far the most popular. Not because it has the best graphics, the best gameplay or an amazing physics engine (in fact, physics generally doesn't exist in CoD and if you read carefully you will find this noted in Einstein's Theory of General Relativity), but just because it is enormous fun to run around shooting people whilst talking complete and utter gibberish over [[TeamSpeak]].

==The Juicy Bits==

CoD probably epitomises the 5punk ethos more than any other game - it's not about how amny points you get, it's about having fun. In fact you will notice that no description has been given of the game itself so far - that's because in all honesty, it doesn't matter.

Although games such as [[Counterstrike|CS:S]] and [[Battlefield|BEEF]] are more popular, the TeamSpeak conversations during CoD have probably given rise to more hilarity, 5punk in-jokes and general surrealism than any other games put together. It is of course impossible to recreate the atmosphere of a CoD night TeamSpeak session, but below are a few of the things you might want to listen out for if you decide to join in.

==CoD Lingo==

===AIDS Cannon===
You won't have to listen too hard for this one. The AIDS Cannon features on the custom map 'Quarantine' and is effectively a mounted anti-aircraft gun that kills without making a sound! The animation whilst firing also looks amusingly like the player is having a wank. Although the gun itself is silent, it's presence is generally greeted with the singing of either (or sometimes at the same time) of the two songs below...

''AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS'' etc

''AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS CANNON!''

===Baths===
These are sources of great power in CoD, and must be protected at all costs. The bigger the bath, the better. Regardless of scores on a map, whoever is deemed to have held on to a bath for the longest amount of time is the winner.

===Teabagging===
The art of placing one's testicles upon the cold, dead eyes of a recently defeated foe. If there is no foe readily available, certain other objects will suffice - a radio, a dead cow, a piano...

===Treebagging===
The art of placings one's testicles in a tree. This is best performed as a group activity.

===Death 'Nade===
The art of releasing a grenade just as you are killed. Anyone teabagging your corpse at that moment will find their testicles rapidly detatched and hurled through the air (into a tree if they are really lucky).

===Ninja roof climbing===
Climbing on roofs! Like a ninja!

===Railings===
Found on a map that begins with 'M'. Whoever thought that iron railings could offer invulnerability?

==Conclusion==
CoDCoDCoDCoDCoDCoDCoDCoD

==Players with this game==

Bukkake

2006-08-07T21:45:58Z

212.19.91.50: /* What is Bukkake? */

===What is Bukkake?===
Bukkake is a group sex practice, but also the name of the 5punk Game server. Run by the oh so friendly yet evil Dr Kitteny Berk.

It resides on the IP: 217.112.95.67

Games regularly hosted:

*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter-Strike: Source]
*Call of Duty : United Offensive
*Unreal Tournament 2004

And sometimes others on demand.

You can see what the server is running by checking this [http://www.game-monitor.com/search.php?search=217.112.95.67&type=server page]

However, there are usually many other servers installed but not running.

It also hosts our [http://www.goteamspeak.com teamspeak] server, the 5punkers voice-comms of choice.

===What happens if it's not working?===

Sometimes, Bukkake has some kind failure or b0rkage. In this case, the most appropriate thing to do is check 5punk to see if it's been mentioned, look at Berk's xfire status, then ask him if he's aware.

If he is, leave him to get on with it, because he's usually working on it.

===Who pays for it?===

Bukkake & the whole of 5punk in general is free, but relies on donations. If you feel you could spare a bit of e-shrapnel here and there, check out this helpful page: [http://www.5punk.co.uk/donate.htm Donate]

Main Page

2006-08-07T21:44:29Z

212.19.91.50: /* Games we often play */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*Battlefield 2
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*Call of Duty: United Offensive
*EVE
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However BF2, [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike CS:S], CoD:UO and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' Call of Duty
*'''Wednesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*'''Thursday:''' BattleField 2
*'''Friday:''' UT04 or Quake4
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== Battlefield 2 =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

===== Call of Duty: United Offensive =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source] =====

omg! hax

===== EVE =====

Oh. dear.

===== UrbanDead =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change but

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[http://217.112.95.67:8000/listen.pls Shoutcast server]

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''DoD:S''' 217.112.95.67:27017

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have come to

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server (bukkake) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

==== Others ====

'''Team Robo'''

Roman Totale and mrbobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

Created by robo using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

Main Page

2006-08-07T21:44:09Z

212.19.91.50: /* Games we often play */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*Battlefield 2
*[http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*Call of Duty: United Offensive
*EVE
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However BF2, CS:S, CoD:UO and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' Call of Duty
*'''Wednesday:''' [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source]
*'''Thursday:''' BattleField 2
*'''Friday:''' UT04 or Quake4
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== Battlefield 2 =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

===== Call of Duty: United Offensive =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source] =====

omg! hax

===== EVE =====

Oh. dear.

===== UrbanDead =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change but

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[http://217.112.95.67:8000/listen.pls Shoutcast server]

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''DoD:S''' 217.112.95.67:27017

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have come to

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server (bukkake) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

==== Others ====

'''Team Robo'''

Roman Totale and mrbobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

Created by robo using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

Main Page

2006-08-07T21:43:19Z

212.19.91.50: /* Counter Strike Source */

===What is 5punk?===

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people.
You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and have good laugh in the process.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

====Why 5punk?====

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

[http://www.b3ta.com/talk/64446 Thread where the name was decided.]

====How do you pronounce 5punk?====

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate.
Not five-punk

===Games we often play===

*Battlefield 2
*Counter Strike Source
*Call of Duty: United Offensive
*EVE
*Unreal Tournament 2004
*Quake 4
*UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, and we always try new games but tend to get bored of them pretty quickly if it's nothing special.

However BF2, CS:S, CoD:UO and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

==== When does 5punk play? ====

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen using Xfire.

*'''Monday:''' Nothing set
*'''Tuesday:''' Call of Duty
*'''Wednesday:''' Counter Strike Source
*'''Thursday:''' BattleField 2
*'''Friday:''' UT04 or Quake4
*'''Saturday:''' Nothing set
*'''Sunday:''' Nothing set

====More info about the games we play====

===== Battlefield 2 =====

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

===== Call of Duty: United Offensive =====

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded [http://files.hairy-arse.com/CallofDuty/Maps.rar Here]

===== [http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Counterstrike Counter Strike Source] =====

omg! hax

===== EVE =====

Oh. dear.

===== UrbanDead =====

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undead, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

=== Stuff we run ===

This list is likely to change but

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/demo.php Teamspeak server]

[http://217.112.95.67:8000/listen.pls Shoutcast server]

'''CS:S''' 217.112.95.67:27015

'''DoD:S''' 217.112.95.67:27017

'''Cod:UO''' 217.112.95.67:28960

=== 5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes. ===

*BEEF - Our name for Battlefield 2 (Battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
*CoD - Our name for the Call Of Duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
*HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
*Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
*Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak. "Werd to your mother!"
*Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
*/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
*CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
*ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling

=== Apps we use and how to use them. ===

==== Xfire ====
Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game any time anywhere.

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/xfired.php Xfire List]

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/XfireAdd2.exe Auto-Adder]

When signing up at the forum, make sure you add your Xfire username to your forum profile, as this is the core of 5punk, and without Xfire, we wouldn't even be here.

==== Teamspeak ====

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

*Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
*Server Password: cranberry

==== Hamachi ====

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

[http://www.angelfire.com/games5/darkcry/hamachi_eng.htm Basic guide] (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

===Site Admins===

'''Woo Elephant Yeah''' - Site Owner/Creator

Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing)
5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.
He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community.

'''Stoat''' - Site Admin

Mustela erminea
Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.
Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have come to

'''Dr. Kitteny Berk''' - Game Server (bukkake) Owner

Quote from WEY:
Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.
You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well.
He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling.
So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

'''Dog Pants''' - Site Moderator

After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team.
Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk.
He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home.

==== Others ====

'''Team Robo'''

Roman Totale and mrbobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

'''Gunslinger'''

Created by robo using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on [http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/richardandjudy/ Richard and Judy]

Mini Reviews

2006-08-07T21:24:28Z

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'''Doom RPG (Mobile)'''

A mobile game that's actually worth playing and properly designed to work well with your mobile's keypad, taking a dump need never be boring again. - ''spoodie''

'''Dungeon Siege (PC)'''

Like Diablo, but with a party. Fast, vapid, and addicting. 8/10 - ''deject''

'''Dungeon Siege 2 (PC)'''

Like Dungeon Siege, but prettier and POWERS!!! 8/10 - ''deject''

'''Eve (PC)'''

Addictive, horribly horribly addictive - ''Hehulk''

'''FarCry (PC)'''

Good FPS, Probably one of the best ever made. 8/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''Forza Motorsport (Xbox)'''

Gran Turismo for the xbox, but better. 8/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''FreeLancer (PC)'''

Elite, but newer. 6/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''HalfLife 2 (PC)'''

Half life 2. 9/10. - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''HalfLife 2 Episode 1 (PC)'''

Great addition to the HL world, well worth the £10. 9/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''Knights of the Old Republic (Xbox/PC)'''

d20 RPG, best Star Wars game ever. 9/10 - ''deject''

'''Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time (N64/GC)'''

60-90 hours of remarkably brilliant RPG, getting a little dated now, so only 8.5/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''MS Train Simulator (PC)'''

Experience all the thrills of being a train driver, without getting paid, and no crash physics 3/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''No One Lives Forever 2 (PC)'''

Funny first person sneaker, featuring Angry Kitty Proximity Mines. 'Nuff Said. - ''deject''

''actually'' funny, too. Rather than that oh so dull "computer game funny" that most things have. - ''Joose''

This [and its prequel] are two members of the rarest breed of FPS, that which I have played through multiple times, despite infuriating stealth levels. - ''FatherJack''

'''Prey (PC)'''

A one trick pony in a world of acrobatic assault ponies - nothing bad as such, just bland. 5.5/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''Project Gotham Racing 1/2 (Xbox)'''

Arcadey street racing fun - good medium between a sim and need for speed. 7/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''UT2004 (PC)'''

Shiny updated Unreal dealy. 7/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

Counterstrike

2006-08-07T21:20:20Z

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[[Category:Games]]
[[Image:counterstrike.jpg|frame|Counterstrike: Source]]
=== Counterstrike ===

Best of all the animals. Well, FPS games. '''Counterstrike''' is a very popular online first-person-shooter, back in the days of the original Half-Life it was pretty much the biggest online game ever. Now, the new version that was released with [[Half-Life 2]] is called Counterstrike: Source, or CSS or CS:S for short.

Source, or 'Sauce' is 5punk's wednesday game. It has pretty much outright replaced the older version, Counterstrike 1.6 which ran on the original [[Half-Life]] engine.

It has good graphics, and reasonably fast paced, round-based gameplay. Its realistic for an online game, compared to [[Quake]] or [[Unreal Tournament]] for example.
It's is really quite good. If you haven't got it, its well worth getting along with Half-Life 2. It uses the Valve Steam distribution system, which when working, makes updates etc very easy. However it also means that playing the game offline is tricky, and playing an unlicenced copy of it online is nigh impossible.

A mod featured of late is the Zombie Mod where players avoid an enemy zombie under the threat of being made part of their undead army. When enough players are turned into zombies, and there are some hold-outs in very hard to reach places, zombies will stack and create [[Zombie Tower]]s to reach the enenmy. Good, frantic fun.

=== Players with this game ===

[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=256 FatherJack]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=119 Grimmie]
[http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=341 Pixie Pie]

Mini Reviews

2006-08-07T18:27:45Z

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'''Doom RPG (Mobile)'''

A mobile game that's actually worth playing and properly designed to work well with your mobile's keypad, taking a dump need never be boring again. - ''spoodie''

'''Dungeon Siege (PC)'''

Like Diablo, but with a party. Fast, vapid, and addicting. 8/10 - ''deject''

'''Dungeon Siege 2 (PC)'''

Like Dungeon Siege, but prettier and POWERS!!! 8/10 - ''deject''

'''Eve (PC)'''

Addictive, horribly horribly addictive - ''Hehulk''

'''FarCry (PC)'''

Good FPS, Probably one of the best ever made. 8/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''Forza Motorsport (Xbox)'''

Gran Turismo for the xbox, but better. 8/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''FreeLancer (PC)'''

Elite, but newer. 6/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''HalfLife 2 (PC)'''

Half life 2. 9/10. - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''HalfLife 2 Episode 1 (PC)'''

Great addition to the HL world, well worth the £10. 9/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''Knights of the Old Republic (Xbox/PC)'''

d20 RPG, best Star Wars game ever. 9/10 - ''deject''

'''Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time (N64/GC)'''

60-90 hours of remarkably brilliant RPG, getting a little dated now, so only 8.5/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''MS Train Simulator (PC)'''

Experience all the thrills of being a train driver, without getting paid, and no crash physics 3/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''No One Lives Forever 2 (PC)'''

Funny first person sneaker, featuring Angry Kitty Proximity Mines. 'Nuff Said. - ''deject''
''actually'' funny, too. Rather than that oh so dull "computer game funny" that most things have. - ''Joose''
They are two members of the rarest breed of FPS, that which I have played through multiple times, despite infuriating stealth levels. - ''FatherJack''

'''Prey (PC)'''

A one trick pony in a world of acrobatic assault ponies - nothing bad as such, just bland. 5.5/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''Project Gotham Racing 1/2 (Xbox)'''

Arcadey street racing fun - good medium between a sim and need for speed. 7/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

'''UT2004 (PC)'''

Shiny updated Unreal dealy. 7/10 - ''Dr. kitteny berk''

Macaroni and Cheese

2006-07-10T21:35:11Z

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{{Recipe}}

== Macaroni and Cheese ==

=== Ingredients (not inc bechamel sauce) ===

*3 rashers of back bacon, chopped, fried until crispy
*1 onion, chopped. Sauteed in butter with ground pepper until translucent
*200g Cheese - grated (edam and red leics works nicely)
*1-2tsp mustard (english, not fancy)
*1/4-1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
*Salt and pepper.
*Breadcrumbs (enough to cover your baking dish)
*Parmesan cheese (grated, mix with breadcrumbs)
*2 bowlfulls (ish) of cooked pasta (either macaroni, twirls, or other similar shapes (shells and the like won't work) Drain and set aside.

=== Method ===

*Make [[Bechamel Sauce]]
*Add half of the Cheese (mostly edam, some RL) to the bechamel, stirring until combined, add all above ingredients (apart from pasta)
*Mix the pasta into the sauce and stir until combined. pour into baking dish.
*Cover with enough cheese to cover, then sprinkle breadcrumb mixture over, then cover with remaining cheese.
*Put under very hot grill until cheese is crisp and breathing.
*Eat.

=== Notes ===
Once cooled, cut into 2x2" sections using knife, these can be reheated in the microwave for 60 seconds on high