5punk

Right then fuckers, 5punk needs your help.

What we need is someone with talent within Macromedia Flash,
somebody who's handy with making audio samples/music,
and a story/song/theme for the animation.

What we need is a BIG FUCKOFF BRAINSTORMING SESSION!!!

I quite like the idea of coming up with a catchy/annoying tune, and animating it hard!

so what we need, is all the half talented fucks from b3ta that haven't become bitter and twisted yet.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:so what we need, is all the half talented fucks from b3ta that haven't become bitter and twisted yet.

There must be 2 or 3 out there somewhere... surely?... well at least 1...

oh maybe not then.

i'm, ok with flash, but i dont think i could do anything good

*downloads flash*

well well. last night the grand old duke of prunes set about spamming the b3ta board with some of the catchyest tunes never to be released. http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries ... runit.html click the 'sample' on that page for the best. only lasts half a min but i find it fucking amazing. http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries ... pyami.html 45 seconds of plain wierdness. http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries ... Conga.html conga anybody? there are loads on that site, im sure some tallented person could use the old ejay on em or sumit. or were you thinking more of a song you made up for spunk with an anamation based upon this? i could prolly help out with the lyrics

Last one looks like Tim 'tool time' Taylor ^_^

Every time i see this topic's subject, i read it as "5punk splash animation"

Jinxx wrote:Every time i see this topic's subject, i read it as "5punk splash animation"

probably closer to the truth

pffffttt the last one is shit as fuck, and I utterly love it.

I was more thinking of something 5punk related.

I've always wanted to do my "monks on speed" idea I have in my head, and thinking about it, monk rhymes with 5punk, so I'm sure I could make something up in my head.

I'll let it annoy the living fuck out of me all night, and hopefully by the morning I will have come up with some lyrics for the animation.

Then all I need to do is record my voice, and hopefully (with the skills of Deject if he's up for it) change the sound slightly and add some music too it.

After that, I need someone to animate it hard using flash.

/wonders about own sanity

The "Spam spam, bacon eggs and spam" Monty python sketch adapted to be read as "Spunk spunk, bacon eggs and spunk".. ?

Grimmie wrote:"Spunk spunk, bacon eggs and spunk".. ?

spunk spunk, omfg hax teh spunk?

This sounds a like a great idea, but what for? Advertising on b3ta?

TezzRexx wrote:This sounds a like a great idea, but what for? Advertising on b3ta?

yup, a shameless internet publicity stunt.
how about a line about woo elephant yeah's trunk, because it too rymes with spunk.

there once was a place called 5punk,
where people liked to relax
and stroke woo elephant's trunk.
but now we all use teh hax,
and have worse aim than the iraq's,
as non of us can play as were drunk.

not sure about the trunk thing... hard to fit in

cashy wrote:there once was a place called 5punk,
where people liked to relax
and stroke woo elephant's trunk.
but now we all use teh hax,
and have worse aim than the iraq's,
as non of us can play as were drunk.

not sure about the trunk thing... hard to fit in

it would all depend on the pace and how you sing the song
add more syllables into the second line and it fits fine
"we here are people, who like to relax
and stroke woo elephants trunk"
sounds fine in my head

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote: Then all I need to do is record my voice

The Wurzels!

Monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks,
monks like to spunk, through their manly big trunks,
monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks,
monks like to spunk, whilst they're sat on their bunks,
monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks,
monks like to spunk, when they listen to loud punk,
monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks, monks,
monks like to spunk, after a while they all stunk

.............................
..............................................

I need suggestions and comments please.
It sounds okay in my head, but I've ran out of thinks ending with "unk".
Might possibly change it so that I don't stick with the rigid "unk" sounding lyrics, but I quite like the idea of monks with spunk on an animation, and a mental beat/rhythm behind it

Cheat

http://www.rhymezone.com/

:D

mrbobbins wrote:Cheat

http://www.rhymezone.com/

:D

Pffft, try fitting 'Pulmonary Trunk' in there.

Also, Ker-Plunk and gunk.

Dog Pants wrote:Also, Ker-Plunk and gunk.

Yes definitely Ker-Plunk!!

"At 5punk we don't often play Ker-Plunk, play COD with us and we'll shoot you dead like a....."

erm...

"skunk!!"