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Posted: January 20th, 2006, 13:31
by TezzRexx
I remember when i was about 12 I left my bike outside my NABOURHOUSE house, on their drive, almost invisible because of the car, and it still fucking got nicked.

Luckly, it was a peice of shit and falling apart each time I rod it.

Bloody pricks though, I hope the bike hell apart, and he smashed his chavvy face of a curb. And Broke his neck. :excited:

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 14:38
by Joose
simlpe trick to make your bike less appealing: Paint it with shitty emulsion. Makes it look like a pile of shite.

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 15:50
by Bob47
Joose wrote:simlpe trick to make your bike less appealing: Paint it with shitty emulsion. Makes it look like a pile of shite.
But then you wouldnt want to ride it and if you did people would thing you can only buy a crappy bike

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 15:53
by Dr. kitteny berk
Joose wrote:simlpe trick to make your bike less appealing: Paint it with shitty emulsion. Makes it look like a pile of shite.
tis one of the classics. :)

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 15:54
by Dr. kitteny berk
Bob47 wrote:But then you wouldnt want to ride it and if you did people would thing you can only buy a crappy bike
I'd rather my bike looked like shite than not have a bike

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 16:57
by mrbobbins
Joose wrote:simlpe trick to make your bike less appealing: Paint it with shitty emulsion. Makes it look like a pile of shite.
You are a London cycle courier AICMFP!

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 17:05
by Joose
Bob47 wrote: But then you wouldnt want to ride it and if you did people would thing you can only buy a crappy bike
If you saw how i dress, you would realise how much i care about other peoples perception of me :)

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 17:14
by cashy
a hefty lump hammer (about 5/6lbs?) and a hard surfice (like a floor or wall) and i doubt it would last long

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 17:35
by Wiggy
Thermite

8 parts ground Aluminium Oxide
3 parts ground Iron Oxide
Magnesium ribbon for a fuse :D

Sorted :)

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 17:40
by Dr. kitteny berk
Wiggy69 wrote:Thermite

8 parts ground Aluminium Oxide
3 parts ground Iron Oxide
Magnesium ribbon for a fuse :D

Sorted :)
sparklers work well as fuses too. :D

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 19:20
by ProfHawking
Wiggy69 wrote:Thermite

8 parts ground Aluminium Oxide
3 parts ground Iron Oxide
Magnesium ribbon for a fuse :D

Sorted :)
nearly there,
but you need aluminium, not aluminium oxide. 2 oxides wouldnt do jack.

btw thermite isnt as distructive as many "cookbooks" would have you think. It wont burn through a car engine block in my experience. perhaps if it was a funny aluminium or magnesium one, but not a standard steel one.

Still, it would be a nice addition atop a burberry cap. :skull:

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 19:46
by Hehulk
You people know entirly too much about explosives....

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 19:52
by Dr. kitteny berk
i think that's how you can tell the real geeks.

if they know more than is normal about explosives, weapons or other less than normal subjects, it's a geek.

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 20:30
by ProfHawking
:ignore:

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 20:37
by Gunslinger42
You people know entirly too much about explosives....
You can never know too much about explosives.

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 20:41
by ProfHawking
:above: :above:
The word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days...
you never know when you might be faced with a situation needing explosive attention.

Plus, its fun :boogie:

PS, ill be opening a pyro shop soon
www.flamelabs.co.uk keep watching the skies...
/pimp

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 21:01
by Dr. kitteny berk
i love you (halus also loves you)

mates rates for 5punkers? :)

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 21:04
by Wiggy
ProfHawking wrote:btw thermite isnt as distructive as many "cookbooks" would have you think. It wont burn through a car engine block in my experience. perhaps if it was a funny aluminium or magnesium one, but not a standard steel one.

Still, it would be a nice addition atop a burberry cap. :skull:
It's better if you put it in one of those small red plant pots (not the plastic ones) with the big-ish hole in the bottom. My old CO from cadets used one of these and burned a hole straight through an old engine block he had lying around (he lived on a farm). It was awesome :boogie:

He didn't care much for health and safety, our boss.

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 21:17
by Hehulk
Wiggy69 wrote:He didn't care much for health and safety, our boss.
Good on him. the world was a more carefree place when we didn't give to much of a hoot about anything.

Posted: January 20th, 2006, 22:21
by Sol
ProfHawking wrote::above: :above:
The word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days...
you never know when you might be faced with a situation needing explosive attention.

Plus, its fun :boogie:

PS, ill be opening a pyro shop soon
www.flamelabs.co.uk keep watching the skies...
/pimp
With a few emails, i feel there will be a lot of buisness for you in the airsoft world :)