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HereComesPete Turret (Posts: 8371)

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Joooose! Roll plox! |
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Joose KHAAAN! (Posts: 4725)

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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oh! Sorry, forgot about this.
I shall be SHOOTAN at the gribbly that went for jon.
17 dices again then!
6,4,4,5,6,1,3,3,6,6,3,4,6,2,5,1,6 = 7 hits
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1,2,2,4,2,1,3,2,4,4,4,3,2,1,2,2,5 = 1 hit! Mother fucker! |
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deject Turret (Posts: 8034)

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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all that for one hit  |
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HereComesPete Turret (Posts: 8371)

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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:29 am Post subject: |
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Oof, unlucky.
Regardless, the thing that attacked Jon spends its turn plummeting downward with rather grievous injuries. It's not dead, but only because it hasn't hit the ceiling yet.
The swarm of weird things - A susurration of noise can be heard above the gentle hiss of the dust, the carcass of the giant thing that Lex shot down has been busy getting devoured and disgorging clouds of golf ball sized beetle things. They tumble lazily through the air, frequently crashing into each other or the ground. They seem to have no clear aim, but they're moving inexorably toward the downed squad members.
The closest body is Jon, not much beyond that is Alvrin. Jon is bloodied and unconscious, Alvrin is still twitching fitfully as the strange creatures breath racks him. Lex is roughly equidistant from the bodies.
Joose, you're up again. |
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deject Turret (Posts: 8034)

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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:21 am Post subject: |
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| I've made a huge mistake. |
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Grimmie Master of Soviet Propaganda (Posts: 5345)

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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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I can't help but think this is a bit of a tangent from the original elf-hunt  |
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HereComesPete Turret (Posts: 8371)

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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Eventually we'll be back to that... |
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fabyak Dr Zoidberg (Posts: 4017)

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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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I had totally forgotten why we were there in the first place!
Save us Joose! |
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deject Turret (Posts: 8034)

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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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Now that I have been poisoned I can only think of that show-inside-the-game from Max Payne 2, Lords and Ladies, with the last "episode..."
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HereComesPete Turret (Posts: 8371)

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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Joose, your go again!!!! |
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HereComesPete Turret (Posts: 8371)

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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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Joose KHAAAN! (Posts: 4725)

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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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uuh, uuuh, uuuh, I dunno!
I'm not really made for shooting clouds of bugs! Im going to dash over to Alvrin, try and pull him out of the toxic cloud. We still in bullet tiem? |
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HereComesPete Turret (Posts: 8371)

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:42 am Post subject: |
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Yes to bullet time. The distance is such that if you have one pass left you can move one, if you have two you can move one and get to the other but not move them.
As you drag Alvrin clear of the area he unfreezes, seemingly with no ill effect other than a few sore joints and bit of nausea.
Swarm of bugs waggle dances lazily toward Jon. Om nom nom.
Joose, do you have a third pass? I can't remember! |
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fabyak Dr Zoidberg (Posts: 4017)

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:23 am Post subject: |
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| Jon, if he were concious wrote: | | Ay ay ayyyyyy |
It is a little known fact about Jon Krinkle that in times of great stress he goes a little bit Mexican |
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deject Turret (Posts: 8034)

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, my head. What the shit is going on? |
Anything look like it would be damaged by my katana blade? |
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HereComesPete Turret (Posts: 8371)

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| All of the little weeny bugs are eminently squashable, but there's a hell of a lot of them. |
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Dog Pants Site Moderator (Posts: 13805)

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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| You need a lawnmower. |
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deject Turret (Posts: 8034)

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Well considering I was just incapacitated by said swarm, I think it's better to avoid further contact if possible. |
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fabyak Dr Zoidberg (Posts: 4017)

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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You were got by the breath of the monster rather than the bugs I think. However if you don't they're going to make a salad out of me  |
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The Shutting Downs Cheese Lord (Posts: 873)

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Wired reflexes... a whole new meaning to 'fast food' |
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