Re: Payday 2
Posted: January 31st, 2014, 18:32
So the Ukrainian needs me and my crew for a job Vlad wants us to nick a particular tiara from a jewelry store. something about screwing with the wedding of his ex or something, i dunno, i don't care. Its a job for a pro, and he called us. Cased the joint, found they've put up metal detectors in the front door. No biggie, i'll just nip round the back.
Get the drop on a patroling rentacop, crack him in the back of the skull with my silenced .45. Answer his walkie talky with tall tales of a local power transformer screwing with reception, leaving his controller dumb and happy. shootout the two cameras in the hallway, and smash a window. We're in, with no alarms.
Subdue the civvies, zip tie 'em up so they don't get in the way, and deal with another guard. We' don't know which safes got the tiara in it, but its a good job we brought two of those quiet autodrills, so we can open em both. 160 seconds to go.
Check out the front of store, and maaaaan, all that ice just waiting for a new owner. Start smashing the cases and grabbing the stuff, end up with about 6 bags ready to chuck in the van when we extract.
55 seconds to go, the first drill breaks, shortly followed by the second. get them back up and running.
Disaster strikes! someone doing some window shopping peers through the window, sees everyone lying down, and 3 big galoots waving gats, and calls the fuzz.
20 seconds on the drills and the cops screech to a halt outside. chuck a grenade at the first car where they're all sheltering, and pop a couple of shots at em. Fuck, this jobs gone wrong, it was surposed to be a quiet robbery. I get Hoxton and Chains to hold them off, whilst i sort the drills.
Drill finishes cutting into the first safe, but the second one hangs up, damn thing should have finished by now. Get to the first safe, its got 5K in cash, that'll be a nice bonus!
Stick my head into the other office to see what the snag is with the drill.
Never even saw the boot coming. I Come to, all i can see is some jerk with night vision goggles beating me over the head with a nightstick. Managed to shout for Chains, who drove that ninja looking fucker off. he picks me up, and i manage to get the drill running for the 3 seconds it needs! Tiaras right there, all we gotta do now is wait for the van.
Van pitches up, i grab a bag of watches, aint gonna have time for much else. Patch myself up with the doctors bag, and we make a break for the van. Chuck a couple of grenades at the knots of coppers i can see, and start sprinting. Manage to empty the drum of my PKM to cut a hole in the thin blue line, and chuck the bag in the back of the van. Hoxton catches a round in the back and goes down like a sack of shit, right outside the store. Manage to cut my way to him, Chains is defending the van as i grab Hoxton and pick him up.
I didn't see that boot coming either. Same ninja git knocks me down, starts beating me with a truncheon. All i can hear as i lie there dazed is that cloaker* bastard scream "Go cry on the forums, bitch!", as he manages to go through the whole team like a wrecking ball.
Fuck Cloakers They will ruin your shit if you aren't expecting them (and yes, they will say that if they catch you!). Grenades and LMGs are fun though!
Get the drop on a patroling rentacop, crack him in the back of the skull with my silenced .45. Answer his walkie talky with tall tales of a local power transformer screwing with reception, leaving his controller dumb and happy. shootout the two cameras in the hallway, and smash a window. We're in, with no alarms.
Subdue the civvies, zip tie 'em up so they don't get in the way, and deal with another guard. We' don't know which safes got the tiara in it, but its a good job we brought two of those quiet autodrills, so we can open em both. 160 seconds to go.
Check out the front of store, and maaaaan, all that ice just waiting for a new owner. Start smashing the cases and grabbing the stuff, end up with about 6 bags ready to chuck in the van when we extract.
55 seconds to go, the first drill breaks, shortly followed by the second. get them back up and running.
Disaster strikes! someone doing some window shopping peers through the window, sees everyone lying down, and 3 big galoots waving gats, and calls the fuzz.
20 seconds on the drills and the cops screech to a halt outside. chuck a grenade at the first car where they're all sheltering, and pop a couple of shots at em. Fuck, this jobs gone wrong, it was surposed to be a quiet robbery. I get Hoxton and Chains to hold them off, whilst i sort the drills.
Drill finishes cutting into the first safe, but the second one hangs up, damn thing should have finished by now. Get to the first safe, its got 5K in cash, that'll be a nice bonus!
Stick my head into the other office to see what the snag is with the drill.
Never even saw the boot coming. I Come to, all i can see is some jerk with night vision goggles beating me over the head with a nightstick. Managed to shout for Chains, who drove that ninja looking fucker off. he picks me up, and i manage to get the drill running for the 3 seconds it needs! Tiaras right there, all we gotta do now is wait for the van.
Van pitches up, i grab a bag of watches, aint gonna have time for much else. Patch myself up with the doctors bag, and we make a break for the van. Chuck a couple of grenades at the knots of coppers i can see, and start sprinting. Manage to empty the drum of my PKM to cut a hole in the thin blue line, and chuck the bag in the back of the van. Hoxton catches a round in the back and goes down like a sack of shit, right outside the store. Manage to cut my way to him, Chains is defending the van as i grab Hoxton and pick him up.
I didn't see that boot coming either. Same ninja git knocks me down, starts beating me with a truncheon. All i can hear as i lie there dazed is that cloaker* bastard scream "Go cry on the forums, bitch!", as he manages to go through the whole team like a wrecking ball.
Fuck Cloakers They will ruin your shit if you aren't expecting them (and yes, they will say that if they catch you!). Grenades and LMGs are fun though!
