Night one
Within seconds of entering the game I was wedging veteran superhero Ms Liberty inbetween my ample bum cheeks. A little molestation from Roman in front of the randoms at the starting point, and I was a fully fledged member of the 5punk Supergroup. Yay!
Night two
Time for some missions. On our way to our first one we encountered this scantily clad young lady. She offended Berk's morals (yeah, I didn't know he had any either) by showing so much flesh, so we held a silent protest of holding up ratings cards until Roman couldn't handle any more and broke down in tears. We left her standing baffled. Into the mission and I find I'm missing the subtleties of 'drawing' 'mobs' as I let fly my battle cry of 'Bummers!' and hurl myself into the middle of the biggest group of gang members in sight, to the bemused sound of 'oh god, what's Dog Pants doing' over TS.
Night three
But blurry this one because I've drunk beer since I did it. I remember finding some bloke in Atlas Park laying allsorts of funny thing on the ground with lights on, so I danced in the middle of them shouting 'DISCO!'. Oddly enough, rather than calling me a noob I had people joining in. Win! Later on Sherrif, Berk, Roman and I went out and battered some people. Some of us died a few times, some of us thought we'd died but hadn't. All very confusing. Less 5punky hilarity was had due to lack of alcohol I think - there's a lesson to be learned here.
I had to laugh really.
